THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT
Looking for some fun this February? Check out what’s on and when with our latest guide to going out in Surrey and Berkshire this month.
MANFORDS COMEDY CLUB / JANUARY 31 / THE EXCHANGE, TWICKENHAM
Still, feeling the winter blues? Juggernaut of jolly good times, Jason Manford and his brother Colin have hand-picked some of the most exceptional up-and-coming stand-up talents currentlyon the circuit for your evening’s pleasure at The Exchange in Twickenham. Get your giggle on and warm those cockles.
For more information, visit www.exchangetwickenham.co.uk
QUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE / FEBRUARY 1 / MILL STUDIO, GUILDFORD
Celebrating the extraordinary life of The Naked Civil Servant himself, Quentin Crisp: Naked Hopeshines a light on one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. Openly gay in the 1930s and partial to painting his nails and wearing make-up, discover the life and times of Quentin Crisp in the intimate environs of Mill Studio in Guildford.
For more information, visit www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
UTE LEMPER: RENDEZVOUS WITH MARLENE / FEBRUARY 2 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Based on a 3-hour phone call between Marlene Dietrich and Ute in Paris 30 years ago, Ute tells us Marlene’s story, along with singing her fabulous songs from all the chapters of her life. From the Berlin cabaret years to her legendary Burt Bacharach collaborations, enjoy a night of nostalgia at the Electric Theatre this month.
For more information, visit www.electric.theatre
ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA / FEBRUARY 2 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra (RPO) returns to the Rose Theatre in Kingston for an exhilarating evening of astounding orchestral music. Featuring the works of Beethoven, Bruch and Brahms, experience a night of first-class classical music right on your doorstep.
For more information, visit www.rosetheatrekingston.org
JOSH WIDDICOMBE: BIT MUCH… / FEBRUARY 3 / THEATRE ROYAL, WINDSOR
Fancy some funny? The hilarious Josh Widdicombe brings his latest show Bit Much to the Theatre Royal, Windsor this February. Tackling the hot comedy topics of Advent calendars, pesto and the closing time of his local park, expect comic grumbles galore.
For more information, visit www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk
MET OPERA: PORGY & BESS / FEBRUARY 4 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
Enjoy a screening of America’s favourite opera as James Robinson’s stylish production of Porgy & Bess is beamed to the screen at Farnham Maltings this month. Composed by George Gershwin, get set for an evening of vibrant opera set beside the Charlestown waterfront.
For more information, visit www.farnhammaltings.com
BILLY LOCKETT / FEBRUARY 4 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Having supported the likes of Lewis Capaldi and ELO, young crooner Billy Lockett arrives at The Boileroom in Guildford this February as part of a nationwide tour in support of his latest EP ‘RESET’.
For more information, visit www.theboileroom.net
THE RED SHOES / FEBRUARY 4 – 8 / NEW VICTORIA, WOKING
Matthew Bourne’s emphatic production of The Red Shoesreturns to Woking’s New Victoria Theatre this month. A tale of obsession, possession, and one girl’s dream to be the best dancer in the world, expect a night of outstanding performances set to the romantic score of golden age Hollywood composer Bernard Herrmann.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
GUILDFORD JAZZ CAFÉ – ALICE LEGGETT QUARTET / FEBRUARY 4 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Enjoy a night of jazz as rising saxophonist star Alice Leggett arrives at the Guildford Jazz Café. Performing with her quartet, get set to listen to a mix of Alice’s own compositions, as well as arrangements of some classic jazz standards for good measure.
For more information, visit www.electric.theatre
RECORD CLUB / FEBRUARY 6 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Love music? Love discussing the latest, greatest and not-so-great record releases? Meet like-minded folk mad about music at the Boileroom’s monthly Record Club. An informal evening open to anyone looking to discover new music and share their favourite tunes with fellow music fans.
For more information, visit www.theboileroom.net
FOLKING AROUND / FEBRUARY 6 / WOODY’S BAR & KITCHEN
For a folking good night out, Woody’s Bar in Kingston hosts a monthly folk night every month. Enjoy a line-up of some of the best up-and-coming folk musicians playing live for your listening pleasure.
For more information, visit www.woodyspubco.com
GODALMING GAG HOUSE COMEDY CLUB / FEBRUARY 7 / BOROUGH HALL, GODALMING
In need of some happy time this February? Cheer yourself up and head for Godalming’s Borough Hall for the latest instalment of the Gag House. Featuring funny folk Carey Marx, Alistair Barrie, Abi Roberts and Ben Robson, book yourself a seat and get set to giggle.
For more information, visit www.guildfordfringe.com
MADAMA BUTTERFLY / FEBRUARY 7 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
For one night only, catch award-winning producer Ellen Kent’s stylish production of Puccini’s classic opera Madama Butterfly at Guildford’s G Live this month. Starring international Korean soprano Elena Dee as Cio Cio San, as well as a full chorus and orchestra, get set for an epic tale of heartbreak and tragedy that inspired the West End Musical Miss Saigon.
For more information, visit www.glive.co.uk
THE COMEDY CELLAR / FEBRUARY 7, 14, 21 + 28 / SOUTH HILL PARK ARTS CENTRE, BRACKNELL
Warm your cockles and get your kicks at the Comedy Cellar, found at the South Hill Arts Centre in Bracknell this month. Having provided audiences with giggles a-plenty since 1986, The Comedy Cellar is the longest-running comedy club in the UK outside London. Regularly packed to the rafters with those keen to catch the next big thing in comedy, queuing starts at 7.30 pm, doors open at 8 pm and the show kicks off at 8.30 pm. First come, first served.
For more information, visit www.southhillpark.org.uk
MARBLING PAPER / FEBRUARY 8 / THE LIGHTBOX, WOKING
Fancy a morning marbling? Using natural earth pigments that are sprinkled into water and applied with the help of special brushes, discover the Turkish art from Ebru at this arts and crafts workshop held at The Lightbox in Woking. Create stunning decorative papers to hang in your home and find your new favourite hobby.
For more information, visit www.thelightbox.org.uk
BOTANICAL TILE CASTING WORKSHOP / FEBRUARY 8 / WATTLE & DAUB, GODALMING
Learn something new this month and head for the inspirational interior specialists Wattle & Daub and their Botanical Tile Casting Workshop. Using seasonal dried foliage, learn the tips and tricks required for making two unique and decorative 3D plaster tiles cast from clay moulds. Meet fellow arts and crafts enthusiasts, and sup on a glass of fizz, peppermint tea or coffee, before taking home your prized tiles.
For more information, visit www.wattleanddaubehome.co.uk
MACBETH / FEBRUARY 8 – 29 / HOLY TRINITY CHURCH, GUILDFORD
As a bloody war draws to its conclusion, the celebrated warrior Macbeth and his ambitious wife are propelled head-first into a chilling quest for ultimate power, fuelled by supernatural forces beyond their control. The war may be over, but the battle for the throne has only just begun… ‘Blood will have blood, they say’. Don’t miss Guildford Shakespeare Company’s brand new adaptation of Shakespeare’s supercharged thriller in Guildford this February.
For more information, visit www.guildford-shakespeare-company.co.uk
FOREST BATHING / FEBRUARY 8/ WINKWORTH ARBORETUM, GODALMING
Originating from Japan, slow down and become one with nature with a spot of forest bathing in the gloriously wooded environs of Winkworth Arboretum, found on the outskirts of Godalming. Take a deep breath and take some time for yourself with a unique morning amidst nature. Booking is essential.
For more information, visit www.nationaltrust.org.uk
PALLET UPCYCLING – MAKE A CHAIR TO TAKEAWAY / FEBRUARY 10 / THE GREAT BRITISH WOODSHOP, WEST BYFLEET
Wondering what to do with those leftover pallets? Need some new furniture? In the name of reusing, recycling and repurposing, sign up to this one-day course and learn how to make a chair to take away with you at the end of the day. As seen on the Discovery Channel, meet the woodworking wonders of The Great British Wood Shop and learn how to create your very own piece of furniture.
For more information, visit www.greatbritishwoodshop.co.uk
GOD OF CARNAGE / FEBRUARY 10 – 15 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
Downton Abbey favourite Elizabeth McGovern stars in this ruthlessly hilarious observation of middle-class parenting. When Ferdinand and Bruno get into playground fisticuffs, their parents meet to discuss a potential remedy. Cue flowing vino, diminished sensibilities – and the adults reverting into an excellent example of the spoiled brats they’re so keen for their kids not to become.
For more information, visit www.rosetheatrekingston.org
BLOOD BROTHERS / FEBRUARY 11 – 15 / RICHMOND THEATRE
Written by Willy Russell, the legendary musical Blood Brothers tells the captivating and moving tale of twins who, separated at birth, grow up on opposite sides of the tracks, only to meet again with fateful consequences. Bill Kenwright’s production surpassed 10,000 performances in London’s West End, one of only three musicals ever to achieve that milestone. Catch an extended run of performances at Richmond Theatre this month.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
GRIFF RHYS JONES: ALL OVER THE PLACE / FEBRUARY 11 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
Heading here, there and everywhere, comedy legend Griff Rhys Jones makes a pit stop at Farnham Maltings for a night of amusing musings. From the pains of celebrity to encounters with the great, the good and the royal, listen to Griff recount real-life anecdotes from his distinguished career in comedy.
For more information, visit www.farnhammaltings.com
THE DOORS: BREAK ON THROUGH / FEBRUARY 12 / EVERYMAN CINEMA, ESHER
Break on through to the other side and head for the Everyman Cinema in Esher to celebrate and honour the Doors’ co-founder and keyboardist Ray Manzarek on what would have been his birthday. Watch rare footage of one of the ‘60s most iconic bands and sit back for a night of rock ‘n’ roll.
For more information, visit www.everymancinema.com
BOYZLIFE / FEBRUARY 13 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Two of Ireland’s favourite boy bands join forces for an evening of unbridled noughties nostalgia. We say, two boy bands – it is in fact one member from each faction, as you’re treated to an evening with Westlife’s Brian McFadden and Boyzone’s Keith Duffy, who will take you on a pop-tastic tour of the bands’ greatest hits.
For more information, visit www.glive.co.uk
100% SIMON BRODKIN /FEBRUARY 13 / CAMBERLEY THEATRE
Known for his character Lee Nelson, as well as his high profile pranks and stunts on Theresa May, Sepp Blatter, Donald Trump and Kanye West, stand-up comic Simon Brodkin arrives in Camberley with his funniest creation yet…himself.
For more information, visit www.camberleytheatre.co.uk
LOVE BIRD EMBROIDERY / FEBRUARY 14 / RHS GARDEN, WISLEY
Show your significant other how much they mean to you by heading for this day’s workshop at Wisley and learn how to create a cute Scandinavian-inspired lovebird design through the art of embroidery.
For more information, visit www.rhs.org.uk
JANETTE MASON PRESENTS THE MUSIC OF ELLA FITGERALD FEATURING VIMALA ROWE / FEBRUARY 14 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Experience the tenderness and heartfelt expression of Ella Fitzgerald’s love songs with a romantic evening at the Electric Theatre this Valentine’s Day. Join world-class pianist Janette Mason and acclaimed singer Vimala Rowe as they set the scene for a sensuous night of smooth jazz.
For more information, visit www.electric.theatre
OKLAHOMA! / FEBRUARY 14 – 22 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
‘O-o-o-o-ok-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plains’. The classic musical written by Rodgers and Hammerstein arrives at the Yvonne Arnaud this month, promising a whirlwind of excitement and sing-a-longs. Head out West and join a cast of cowboys, farmers and their girls for a rip-roaring night at the theatre.
For more information, visit www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
PRELOVED VINTAGE KILO SALE / FEBRUARY 15 / GUILDFORD CATHEDRAL
Bargains galore are in-store at Vintage Kilo, held at Guildford Cathedral this month. Thrift-seekers are urged to join the weighvolution and pick up a kilo of vintage threads for just £15 at this unique vintage clothing event. Find some unique items for your wardrobe as you delve through six tons of vintage and retro clothing.
For more information, visit www.prelovedkilo.eventbrite.co.uk
ANTIQUES AND COLLECTABLES FAIR / FEBRUARY 16 / SANDOWN PARK, ESHER
Make your way to Sandown Park in Esher for a day of shopping for items from yesteryear. This antique and collectablesfair is an excellent opportunity to indulge in beautiful gifts for you and the home. Unearth hidden gems and find something old – but new to you.
For more information, visit www.jockeyclubvenues.co.uk
LIFE DRAWING CLASSES IN THE PARK / FEBRUARY 16 / MORDEN HALL PARK
Fancy a spot of art in the park? This monthly life drawing session will see you capture the form of a clothed model against the magnificent backdrop of Morden Hall Park on a frosty February morning. This outdoor class means wrapping up warm and arriving dressed for the weather. All materials are provided, and all abilities are welcome.
For more information, visit www.nationaltrust.org.uk
BLITHE SPIRIT / FEBRUARY 17 – 22 / RICHMOND THEATRE
Jennifer Saunders stars in the Noël Coward classic Blithe Spirit this month. Enjoy a hilarious night of séance and sabotage as novelist Charles Condomine and his current spouse are haunted by the ghost his first wife, Elvira.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
ROMEO STODART (THE MAGIC NUMBERS) / FEBRUARY 18 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Remember The Magic Numbers? Famed for their early-noughties indie-rock-pop hits such as Love Me Like You, frontman Romeo Stodart comes to The Boileroom for an intimate evening, playing a mix of new and unheard solo material, as well as some familiar favourites.
For more information, visit www.theboileroom.net
ASH / FEBRUARY 19 / NEW SLANG, PRYZM, KINGSTON
Celebrating the release of their best hits, Teenage Wildlife, indie guitar heroes Ash, return to Kingston to perform at Pryzm this February. Playing a selection of classic tunes from their illustrious career in music, get a ticket quick before this one certifiably sells out.
For more information, visit www.banquetrecords.com
UNRAVEL 2020 / FEBRUARY 21 – 24 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
‘Tis, the season for crafty sew and sews and knitting enthusiasts to unite and descend upon Farnham Maltings for the return of the knitting fiesta that is Unravel Festival 2020. Featuring a programme of bookable workshops, talks and demonstrations led by UK and International experts, as well as a marketplace of over 70 quality exhibitors selling yarn and fibreaccessories. Roll up and meet like-minded lovers of a darn good yarn.
For more information, visit www.farnhammaltings.com
ARDAL O’HANLON – THE SHOWING OFF MUST GO ON / FEBRUARY 21 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Finding fame as dopey curate Dougal McGuire in the cult TV comedy Father Ted, and now playing DI Jack Mooney in the current series of BBC’s Death in Paradise, Irishman Ardal O’Hanlon has made a career from his fair share of showing off on stage and screen. Join Ardal as he explains why the showing off must go on as he imparts all with the audience at G Live in Guildford this month.
For more information, visit www.glive.co.uk
RELOAD ROCK CLUB / FEBRUARY 21 / THE BACK ROOM, THE STAR INN, GUILDFORD
Are you ready to rock? Featuring the hits from all your favourite bands past and present, meet like-minded folk who love a good headbang and get yourself to Surrey’s newest night for all things rock, grunge, metal, emo, punk and hardcore at the Reload Rock Club. Found in The Back Room of The Star Inn on Guildford’s High Street, listen to some of the well known and lesser-known bangers from the heavier side of music’s spectrum.
For more information, visit www.starinnguildford.co.uk
DAVID BADDIEL – TROLLS NOT THE DOLLS / FEBRUARY 23 / NEW VICTORIA, WOKING
Comedian, writer and football anthem-maker David Baddiel is back in town with his brand new tour Trolls Not The Dolls.Following his five-star, OlivierAward-nominated hit one-man show My Family: Not The Sitcom,and the return to number 1 of his seminal football anthem Three Lions (a record-breaking fourth time at the top of the UK Official Charts), Baddiel returns to the stage tackling the 21st-century troll – or rather the digital heckler of the internet age – in the only way a comedian knows how; by wittily taking them down.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
OUTSIDE THE BOX COMEDY CLUB / FEBRUARY 24 / THE FIGHTING COCKS, KINGSTON
Outside The Box Comedy Club returns to The Fighting Cocks in Kingston for a frightfully fun night for all. Get lost in the giggles as Sara Pascoe, Maff Brown, and Luke Toulson take to the floor to fill you with funny stuff.
For more information, visit www.outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk
THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BORIS JOHNSON / FEBRUARY 24 – 29 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Taking a look at the trials and tribulations faced by the current Prime Minister, join Boris as he navigates his way through the wilderness of a post-Brexit Britain at the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre this month. A unique and timely comedy about one of history’s most calamitous times, get set to be transported ten years into the future and discover if chlorinated chicken isbad for you – and who the NHS belongs to.
For more information, visit www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
THE SUGAR SYNDROME / JANUARY 24 – FEBRUARY 22 / ORANGE TREE THEATRE, RICHMOND
Written by Lucy Prebble’s, Sugar Syndromeis a devastatingly and disturbingly funny exploration of an unlikely friendship found online. With a focus on our desire to connect and the limits of empathy, this startling piece of theatre at the Orange Tree Theatre is not to be missed.
For more information, visit www.orangetreetheatre.co.uk
BUDDY – THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY / FEBRUARY 24 – 29 / THEATRE ROYAL, WINDSOR
Get ready to rock ‘n’ roll as the multi award-winning West End Show, Buddy – the Buddy Holly Story, celebrates its landmark 30thanniversary tour with a visit to Windsor this month. Telling the story of Buddy’s meteoric rise to fame, get set for two hours of some of the greatest songs ever written.
For more information, visit www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk
THE MAN WHO LEFT IS NOT THE MAN WHO CAME HOME / FEBRUARY 26 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
A new play by Kevin Dyer, The Man Who Left is Not The Man Who Came Homeis a culmination of hundreds of interviews conducted with soldiers and their wives. Revealing secrets, regrets and untold details from their time on the front line and of the lives that they left behind this new work, presented by Farnham Maltings, is a story of resilience, hope and change.
For more information, visit www.farnhammaltings.com
MARIANNE WINDHAM QUARTET / FEBRUARY 26 / GROWLERS & CANS, GUILDFORD
Enjoy the sweet combination of craft beer and cool jazz by joining local jazz aficionados, the Marianne Windham Quartet, as they play an intimate show at Guildford’s favourite watering hole, Growlers & Cans.
For more information, visit www.growlersandcans.com
THE CREATURE: [FRANKENSTEIN RETOLD] / FEBRUARY 27 – 29 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
An arctic vessel trapped in the frozen ocean takes on a stranger, far from shore, who warns of an impending attack from a creature of superhuman strength. This unflinching, contemporary retelling of Mary Shelley’s masterpiece is a professional debut for alumni of the distinguished Rose Youth Theatre.
For more information, visit www.rosetheatrekingston.org
THE W.E. BERRY MOVIE POSTER ARTWORK AUCTION / FEBRUARY 28 / EWBANK’S AUCTION ROOMS, WOKING
In need of some new artwork? Whether you’re looking for something special to hang upon the walls of your home, office or studio, find unique works of art at this impressive poster auction, taking place at Ewbank’s this month. From classic movies to travelling circuses, get yourself a unique poster from the W.E. Berry archive.
For more information, visit www.ewbanksauctions.co.uk
STEPHEN BAILEY: CAN’T BE BOTHERED / FEBRUARY 28 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Comedy’s greatest gossip, Stephen Bailey invites you to G Live in Guildford for an evening observing the latest goings-on currently taking place in the world. With a splatter of storytelling and some inappropriate anecdotes thrown in for good measure, enjoy a mighty fine night of stand-up comedy that’ll leave you giggling all the way home.
For more information, visit www.glive.co.uk
AN EVENING WITH TONY McCARROLL / FEBRUARY 28 / THE FIERY BIRD, WOKING
Spend the night with the original drummer and founding member of Oasis, Tony McCarroll, as he sits down for a revealing Q&A session at The Fiery Bird in Woking. Listen to anecdotes from his career in music as well as what it was like working with Brit Pop’s most infamous brothers.
For more information, visit www.fierybirdvenue.org.uk
SARPA SALPA / FEBRUARY 28 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Having just released their debut EP ‘Say Something’at the start of the year, the guitar-fuelled pop anthems of Sarpa Salpa will be heard to full effect at The Boileroom this month. With regular plays on BBC Radio 1, catch the Northampton-based band live at the venue, and dance the night away with happy abandon.
For more information, visit www.theboileroom.net
RICH HALL’S HOEDOWN DELUXE / FEBRUARY 28 / THE EXCHANGE, TWICKENHAM
Combining comedy and music, jovial genius Rich Hall invites you to his Hoedown Deluxe. Like his Hoedown before, but a more evolved and honed version, expect the typical quick wit and lyricism that Hall regularly brings to sold-out crowds across the country, right here in Twickenham this February.
For more information, visit www.exchangetwickenham.co.uk
BLOBBIE WILLIAMS / FEBRUARY 29 / CAMBERLEY THEATRE
Providing equal measures of comical and musical genius, the heavyweight king of pop and comedy Blobbie Williams arrives in Camberley for a night paying tribute to his slightly more slender namesake, Robbie. Sing along to the hits, and sit back for an enthralling night of nonsense.
For more information, visit www.camberleytheatre.co.uk
IT’LL BE ALT RIGHT ON THE NIGHT / FEBRUARY 29 / MILL STUDIO, GUILDFORD
From the team that brought you Bismillah! An Isis Tragicomedythis new play, written and performed by Matthew Greenhough, asks the great question…is conservatism the new punk rock? Join previous punks and best mates Greeny and Stevo as they make their way through the age of division, and political divide in It’ll Be Alt Right on the Night.
For more information, visit www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
ADAM HILLS: WORK IN PROGRESS / FEBRUARY 29 / CRANLEIGH ARTS CENTRE
The host of the award-winning Channel 4 series The Last Leg,stand-up comic Adam Hills arrives at Cranleigh Arts Centre as he takes to the road trying out his latest material. It might be funny. It might not. Find out for yourself and help further shape his latest content with yelps of glee later this month.
For more information, visit www.cranleighartscentre.org
THE BERKSHIRE BLAG SOUNDCLASH / FEBRUARY 29 / THE OLD COURT, WINDSOR
Air horns at the ready as the Berkshire Blag crew bring a good ol’ fashioned Soundclash to the Old Court in Windsor. Expect big bass and dubplates galore as DJ pioneers Fabi Paras, Davey G and Chad Jackson do battle to bring on the noise.
For more information, visit www.oldcourt.org
KNIT AND NATTER / EVERY WEDNESDAY / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Fancy a knit and a natter? Join the oh-so-social group of knitting enthusiasts at the Electric Theatre for a morning spent with fellow fans of a good cross-stitch. Whether you’ve yet to cast your first stitch or are looking for tips and tricks for a current project, join this friendly group from 10 am till noon every Wednesday.
For more information, visit www.electric.theatre
DAVID HOCKNEY: WAYS OF WORKING / UNTIL APRIL 19 / THE LIGHTBOX, WOKING
Gracing galleries across the globe for over six decades, the work of the great Sir David Hockney is celebrated at this exhibition, held at Woking’s Lightbox. From painting to printmaking, discover the diverse range of media that Hockney has explored throughout his career, and keep an eye out for the individual workshops and talks scheduled from now until March.
For more information, visit www.thelightbox.org.uk