THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT
Looking to make some plans for the month ahead? From live music and foreign film festivals, to first class theatre and sensational stand-up comedy, find out what’s happening in Surrey and Berkshire this September with our latest guide to entertainment…
KINGSTON CARNIVAL / SEPTEMBER 1 / KINGSTON TOWN CENTRE
Kingston Carnival returns this September, promising a day of sound and colour from across the world. Featuring groups taking part in the previous weekend’s Notting Hill Carnival, expect a parade to remember, and be prepared to party.
For more information, visit www.kingston.gov.uk
THE MOUSETRAP / SEPTEMBER 2 – 7 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
Spend an evening in agonising suspense, as Agatha Christie’s classic murder mystery The Mousetraparrives at the New Victoria Theatre in Woking. With a potential plot twist at every turn, this is a tale of nerve-shredding moments, murder and motive.
For more information visit, www.atgtickets.com
SCANDINAVIAN FILM FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 2 – 7 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Presenting six days of Scandi-cinema, the Electric Theatre hosts a very special Scandanavian Film Festival this September. Discover something new, and enjoy movies including; The Hour of The Lynx, The Guilty, Utoya July 22nd, Klown, Border, The Wave andThe Quake.
For more information visit, www.electric.theatre
THE EXORCIST / SEPTEMBER 4 – 14 / THEATRE ROYAL, WINDSOR
Inspired by true events, the Classic Screen To Stage Theatre Company presents the spine-tingling story of The Exorcist. Featuring the voice of Ian McKellen as the Demon, hold onto your seats as William Friedkin’s 1973 Academy Award-winning film is adapted in all its gory glory and staged at the Theatre Royal Windsor this September.
For more information, visit www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk
WHITFIELD CRANE / SEPTEMBER 5 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Lead singer and founder of 90s grunge band Ugly Kid Joe, Whitfield Crane comes to The Boileroom in Guildford to play a selection of hits from his wide and varied career. Recent projects include the classical offering, Orchestra of Doom, which includes a 32-piece Orchestra playing classic rock anthems from Black Sabbath and more.
For more information visit, www.theboileroom.net
NOTFLIX / SEPTEMBER 5 / CAMBERLEY THEATRE
The hugely popular, Edinburgh Fringe hit, Notflixcomes to Camberley Theatre for one night only this September. Featuring a cast making the whole thing up as they go along, and a full live band playing original and improvised songs, enjoy a rip-roaring night of nonsense.
For more information visit, www.camberleytheatre.co.uk
WHAT’S IN A NAME? / SEPTEMBER 5 – 14 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Starring Joe Thomas (Inbetweeners, Fresh Meat) James Lance (I’m Alan Partridge, Black Mirror, Spaced)and Laura Patch (Star Stories), What’s In a Name? is the hilarious adaptation of the French film and stage sensation Le Prenom. Exploring whether a person’s name reflects who they are, take a seat at the table and get set for an evening of arguments that spiral hysterically out of control.
For more information visit, www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
GODALMING GAG HOUSE COMEDY CLUB / SEPTEMBER 6 / BOROUGH HALL, GODALMING
Got a case of the holiday blues? Cheer yourself up and head for Borough Hall for the latest instalment of the Godalming Gag House. Featuring funny folk Ben Norris, Cally Beaton, Joe Sutherland and Konstantin Kisin, book yourself a seat and get set to giggle.
For more information visit, www.guildfordfringe.com
STANTON WARRIORS / SEPTEMBER 6 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Get ready as Bristol’s finest, Stanton Warriors arrive at The Boileroom this month for a party of epic proportions. Since first coming on the scene in 2001 Stanton Warriors have been delighting discerning ears on the dance floor with their own brand of big-beat inspired bangers.
For more information visit, www.theboileroom.net
80s DAY WITH MARTIN KEMP / SEPTEMBER 7 / KEMPTON PARK
Are you a fan of the decade that was the 80s? Whether you were a New Romantic or sported the perfect curly perm, re-live the good times and enjoy a retro day of racing at Kempton Park Racecourse, followed by an after-party DJ set from 80s icon Martin Kemp.
For more information, visit www.thejockeyclub.co.uk
HATCHLANDS PARK DOG SHOW / SEPTEMBER 8 / HATCHLANDS PARK, GUILDFORD
Celebrate your faithful four-legged friends and head to Hatchlands Park near Guildford for their annual dog show. From 10 am until 4 pm enjoy fun and games as you take part in some friendly competition. From proud puppies and dogs with the waggiest tails to golden oldies and the most polite eater – how will your hound fare?
For more information visit, www.nationaltrust.org.uk
ANTIQUE & BROCANTE STREET MARKET / SEPTEMBER 8 / HIGH STREET, GUILDFORD
Celebrate all things vintage with this awesome antiques and brocante street market, taking place on the iconic setts of Guildford High Street this September. Discover a treasure trove of retro and collectable items for you and your home.
For more information visit, www.acvrevents.co.uk
FRIENDSICAL / SEPTEMBER 9 – 14 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
The hilarious parody musical inspired by the hit TV show Friends, Friendsicalarrives at the Rose Theatre in Kingston this September for an evening of nostalgic nonsense. Follow Ross, Rachel and co. as they navigate life, love and Richard’s moustache.
For more information, visit www.rosetheatrekingston.org
REGINALD D HUNTER / SEPTEMBER 9 / THE FIGHTING COCKS, KINGSTON
Outside the Box Comedy Club returns to the Fighting Cocks this month, promising a tonne of funny. Catch comedy legend Reginal D Hunter and fellow stand-up stalwarts Mike Wilmot and Maff Brown.
For more information, visit www.outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk
MEGAN MCKENNA / SEPTEMBER 9 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Reality TV star Megan McKenna (Ex On the Beach, The Only Way is Essex) embarks on the second part of her UK tour, celebrating and promoting the release of her country-inspired debut album, Story of Me.
For more information visit, www.theboileroom.net
JIMMY CARR: TERRIBLY FUNNY / SEPTEMBER 10 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
The terribly funny Jimmy Carr comes to Richmond Theatre this month to tell a joke or two for your pleasure. Listen to the inimitable talent of one of Britain’s finest comics, as he reveals why he believes laughter is the best remedy for many a dismal situation.
For more information visit, www.atgtickets.com
KNIT NIGHTS / SEPTEMBER 10 / WATTLE & DAUB, GODALMING
Fancy a knit and a natter? Join Jenny Walker at Wattle & Daub in Godalming for a knitting session, and meet like-minded lovers of a good yarn. Whether you’ve yet to cast your first stitch or are looking for tips and tricks for a current project, book and save yourself a seat online for a Tuesday night well-spent knitting.
For more information visit, www.wattleanddaubhome.co.uk
THE HANDMADE FESTIVAL WITH KIRSTIE ALLSOPP / SEPTEMBER 13 – 15 / HAMPTON COURT PALACE
Queen of crafts and all things interior design, Kirstie Allsopp brings the Handmade Festival to Hampton Court Palace this September. Take part in hands-on workshops, meet creators and makers, as well as learning just a thing or two about how to make a house a home on your very own.
For more information, visit www.hrp.org.uk
UNDERCOVER FESTIVAL VII AND A HALF / SEPTEMBER 13 – 14 / FIERY BIRD, WOKING
Ready for some punk and Oi? Undercover Festival returns to Woking for two days of non-stop knees up. Headliners include punk and Oi legends Spear of Destiny on Friday night and glam punk rockers Towers Of London leading the line-up on Saturday night.
For more information visit, www.fierybirdvenue.org.uk
OCEAN FILM FESTIVAL WORLD TOUR / SEPTEMBER 13 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Calling all ocean lovers! The annual Ocean Film Festival is sweeping towards G Live in Guildford, with a brand new selection of the world’s most amazing ocean films, from both above and below the surface. Brought to you by the team behind the Banff Film Festival UK Tour, this collection of short films celebrates the divers, paddlers, surfers and oceanographers who live for the sea’s salt spray.
For more information visit, www.glive.co.uk
ANDY PARSONS: WORK IN PROGRESS – HEALING THE NATION / SEPTEMBER 13 / CRANLEIGH ARTS CENTRE
Join jolly joker Andy Parsons (Mock the Week, Live at The Apollo, Q.I.)at Cranleigh Arts Centre this September as he hones his material in anticipation of his new tour.
For more information visit, www.cranleighartscentre.org
HERITAGE OPEN DAYS / SEPTEMBER 13 – 22 / EVERYWHERE
Throughout the country sites of historical significance will be opening their doors to the public as part of the Heritage Open Days scheme. From Painshill Park to Woking Palace, discover the hidden history and heritage of Surrey this September.
For more information visit, www.heritageopendays.org.uk
NICHOLAS PARSONS & GYLES BRANDRETH – JUST A MINUTE OR TWO! / SEPTEMBER 14 / RICHMOND THEATRE
Celebrating half a century of friendship, chums Nicholas Parsons and Gyles Brandreth come to Richmond Theatre for an evening of reminiscences and anecdotes about their colourful careers (and jumpers). Expect much laughter and amusement from two broadcasting legends.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
HUNDRED WATT CLUB: BURLESQUE WORKSHOP / SEPTEMBER 14 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
We love Hundred Watt Club: The bringers of brilliant burlesque, the tantalizing, titillaters, arrive in Guildford for another instalment of their popular show. Before the evening’s performance you’ll be able to try your hand at the art of vaudeville with a special workshop. Spaces are limited.
For more information visit, www.electric.theatre
SAJEELA KERSHI & GUESTS: IMMIGRANT DIARIES / SEPTEMBER 14 / THE EXCHANGE, TWICKENHAM
Sajeela Kershi brings her hilariously funny award-winning show, Immigrant Diaries,to the Exchange in Twickenham this September. Hear true stories from a cast of performers who have all come from somewhere else.
For more information, visit www.exchangetwickenham.co.uk
RUSSELL HOWARD & FRIENDS / SEPTEMBER 15 / THEATRE ROYAL, WINDSOR
A show that will undoubtedly sell out, comedian Russell Howard makes a welcome return to the Theatre Royal Windsor with two performances on the same day this September. Snap up some tickets quick to avoid disappointment.
For more information, visit www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk
WINDSOR FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 15 – 29 / WINDSOR
Celebrating its 50th anniversary, the Windsor Festival returns this September, promising two weeks of culture in the community, when you can enjoy a range of concerts, talks, exhibitions, workshops, walks and tours. Highlights include A Century of Song, featuring award-winning jazz singers Claire Martin and Ian Shaw, an afternoon in conversation with Prue Leith, and a performance by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra alongside the choirs of Eton College Chapel and St. George’s Chapel, Windsor Castle.
For more information, visit www.windsorfestival.com
A WOMAN OF NO IMPORTANCE / SEPTEMBER 16 – 21 / RICHMOND THEATRE
Presented by Classic Spring Theatre Company, Oscar Wilde’s A Woman of No Importancearrives at the Richmond Theatre as part of its first UK tour. Directed by Dominic Dromgoole and starring Liza Goddard, join an American woman, an English Lord and an innocent young man in this satire depicting English high society.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
TRIPLE C THEATRE COMPANY: LITTLE WOMEN / SEPTEMBER 16 – 18 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Sibling rivalry takes centre stage at the Electric Theatre as Triple C Theatre Company offers their adaptation of Louisa M Alcott’s classic novel Little Women. Join March sisters Jo, Meg, Amy and Beth in this coming of age tale that has inspired generations of women of all sizes.
For more information visit, www.electric.theatre
GASLIGHT / SEPTEMBER 18 – 28 / THEATRE ROYAL, WINDSOR
One of the greatest thrillers of all time arrives at the Theatre Royal Windsor this month. Starring the highly-acclaimed stage and television actor Martin Shaw, Gaslight is written by Patrick Hamilton, one of the 20th Century’s most renowned British writers. A masterpiece of suspenseful playwriting, it is a superb mystery thriller, and will have you on the edge of your seat.
For more information, visit www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk
UKULELE BEGINNERS / SEPTEMBER 19 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
Love music? Fancy learning the ukulele? Join fellow beginners for this 11-week course that’ll empower you to play your favourite songs in a matter of weeks. Make friends and gain some musical knowledge at the same time. Booking is required, and you will need to bring your own ukulele.
For more information visit, www.farnhammaltings.com
RHOD GILBERT: THE BOOK OF JOHN / SEPTEMBER 19 / DORKING HALLS
The multi-award-winning laugh-master from Wales makes a welcome return to the stage, following a six-year sabbatical from stand-up. Following a chance meeting with a man called John, this is Rhod’s hilarious recounting of that encounter.
For more information visit, www.dorkinghalls.co.uk
NASHVILLE / SEPTEMBER 19 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
The glitz, glamour and ten-gallon hats of Nashville arrive at G Live in Guildford this September for an evening of non-stop country music. Take a journey through time and discover the history of a unique sound that has transcended the passage of time. Set in the style of a live radio broadcast, expect to hear classic tracks by Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton, Shania Twain, Garth Brooks, Dixie Chicks and more.
For more information visit, www.glive.co.uk
DRAWING FOR ADULTS / SEPTEMBER 20 / THE LIGHTBOX, WOKING
Whether you’re a regular scribbler, doodler or fine art aficionado – or perhaps just looking to start something new this September – then why not pop along to The Lightbox in Woking and join fellow artists for some inspirational drawing around the museum and gallery space. Tools are provided and booking is essential.
For more information visit, www.thelightbox.org.uk
FRESH ART FAIR / SEPTEMBER 20 – 22 / ASCOT RACECOURSE
Britain’s fastest-growing contemporary art fair opens for three days at Ascot Racecourse this September. The fair features 53 galleries, 600 artists and 6,000 original prints, paintings, sculptures, glass and ceramics, ranging in price from £100 to £30,000. Discover emerging artists alongside the established likes of Blake, Hockney, Hirst, Emin, Banksy, Warhol and McLean.
For more information, visit www.ascot.co.uk
WINDSOR FRINGE / SEPTEMBER 20 – OCTOBER 6 / WINDSOR
In addition to Windsor Festival taking place this September the Windsor Fringe arrives, promising a wealth of alternative art events to get giddy about. The second oldest fringe festival in the U.K after Edinburgh, expect to see stand-up comedy, theatre, music, art and more, located at multiple venues throughout the town.
For more information, visit www.windsorfringe.co.uk
WEY RIVER FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 21 / DAPDUNE WHARF, GUILDFORD
September sees the celebration of World River Day, aiming to raise awareness of the important role these waterways play in our lives. Support your local river and head to Dapdune Wharf in Guildford for the Wey River Festival and enjoy a fun day for the family on the banks of the River Wey. The day will run from 11 am until 10 pm with plenty of activities planned for the day, as well as food and drink and, of course, a bounty of riverboats.
For more information visit, www.nationaltrust.org.uk
MUSIC AND SHAKESPEARE / SEPTEMBER 21 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Enjoy an evening of song and speech as Southern Pro Musica performs orchestral pieces inspired by the works of Shakespeare, interspersed with dramatic speeches read by the behemoth of stage and screen that is Brian Blessed. Featuring music from Mendelssohn, Prokofiev, Tchaikovsky, Elgar and Vaughn Williams.
For more information visit, www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
WHY MUMMY DOESN’T GIVE A **** – AN EVENING WITH GILL SIMS / SEPTEMBER 21 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
For parents who feel they’ve been pulling their hair out ever since their darling offspring entered the world, bestselling author Gill Sims comes to the Farnham Maltings for an evening of readings from her books and blogs, as well as answering questions from the audience on all things parenting.
For more information visit, www.farnhammaltings.com
SURREY AMERICANA FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 21 – 22 / FIERY BIRD, WOKING
Featuring some of the best emerging blues, country and roots music acts on the scene, the Surrey Americana Festival arrives at the Fiery Bird in Woking this September. The lineup includes Katie Bradley, The Dustbowl Sinners, The Mantic Muddlers, Beth Keeping and many more.
For more information visit, www.fierybirdvenue.org.uk
THE LEISURE SOCIETY / SEPTEMBER 21 / GRAYSHOTT FOLK CLUB
Following a well-deserved summer break The Grayshott Folk Club makes a welcome return to action this September. With a brace of Ivor Novello nominations to their name, catch the wonderful Leisure Society as it takes to the stage to perform tracks from its latest album, Arrivals & Departures.
For more information visit, www.grayshottfolkclub.co.uk
ANNABEL ALLUM PRESENTS PERCEPTIBLE FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 22 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
ACM alumni, Radio 1 regular and all-round rock chick Annabel Allum returns to Guildford to curate Perceptible Festival. An all-day event featuring an eclectic line-up of some of the best artists in the region, expect two stages featuring the likes of ARXX, The Dabhands, ELTEL, Erika, Hannah Lou Clark, Pinc Wafer and Wyse as well as, of course, a set from Annabel Allum herself.
For more information visit, www.theboileroom.net
THE NIGHT WATCH / SEPTEMBER 23 – 28 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Written by Sarah Waters (Tipping the Velvet, The Paying Guest, The Little Stranger)and adapted by Olivier-nominated playwright Hattie Naylor, The Night Watcharrives at the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre in Guildford this September. Set in 1940s London, the play tells the stories of four ordinary people caught up in the aftermath of an extraordinary time.
For more information visit, www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
THE ENTERTAINER / SEPTEMBER 23 – 28 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
Shane Ritchie stars alongside Diana Vickers and Sara Crowe in John Osborne’s classic The Entertainer. Set in 1982 – Archie’s best entertaining days are behind him as he embarks on another summer season. With his son fighting in the Falklands and his daughter campaigning against the war, Archie’s professional and personal lives collide with devastating effect.
For more information visit, www.atgtickets.com
DIVERSITY – BORN READY / SEPTEMBER 25 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Winners of Britain’s Got Talent way back in 2009, dizzying dance troupe Diversity celebrates a staggering ten years since they backflipped and bodypopped their way onto our TV screens. Catch their brand new show, choreographed by leader of the pack Ashley Banjo, and get ready for some jaw-dropping moves in a night to remember.
For more information visit, www.glive.co.uk
ELLIE TAYLOR – DON’T GOT THIS / SEPTEMBER 26 / EPSOM PLAYHOUSE
The extremely funny Ellie Taylor heads to the Epsom Playhouse for one night only this September.Join Ellie as she bangs on about life, love and what will happen if one more person tells her ‘you got this’.
For more information visit, www.epsomplayhouse.co.uk
CHRIS HELME / SEPTEMBER 27 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
Finding fame in the 90s as the frontman of Indie sensations The Seahorses, Chris Helme comes to Farnham this month to play tracks from his brand new folk-infused album.
For more information visit, www.farnhammaltings.com
NIGHT TERRORS – GERRARD LOGAN / SEPTEMBER 27 / RIVERHOUSE BARN ARTS CENTRE, WALTON-ON-THAMES
For a spooky Friday night, join Gerrard Logan for an evening of spine-tingling tales of the supernatural courtesy of E F Benson’s brilliantly terrifying Night Terrorsstories.
For more information visit, www.riverhousebarn.co.uk
ANDREW O’NEILL – I AM A RICH MAN AND I HAVE MANY SONS / SEPTEMBER 28 / THE BACK ROOM, THE STAR INN, GUILDFORD
Comedian, occultist, and musician extraordinaire Andrew O’Neill returns to The Back Room of The Star with his brand new stand-up show. Expect magick, mayhem and a song about grizzly bears running a photograph development lab.
For more information visit, www.jasta11gigs.co.uk
THE PAINT CLUB / SEPTEMBER 30 / BILL’S, FARNHAM
Why not unleash your inner artist with The Paint Club in Farnham this September? A fun, friendly and completely casual painting class for anyone who might be keen on getting creative. No experience ormaterials needed.
For more information visit, www.thepaintclub.co.uk