THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT
A chronicle of all things arts, crafts, culture and entertainment taking place in Surrey this November…
ZOE LYONS: ENTRY LEVEL HUMAN / NOVEMBER 2 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
As Christmas comes calling, escape from it all and get a little comic-relief this November. For your fix of the funny stuff, find your way to the Farnham Maltings as comedian Zoe Lyons pops into town with her Entry Level Human show. A regular on your TV screens via shows such Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo, you might think that perhaps Zoe understands a thing or two about this thing called life – or does she? Perhaps you can decide? Catch the quick-fire observational comic as she unravels what is to be an Entry Level Human this month at the Maltings.
For more information, visit www.farnhammaltings.com
BRICKS AND BEERS: LEGO CLUB FOR GROWN UPS / NOVEMBER 2 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
In association with Brilliant Bricks and Firebird Brewery, the timeless past-time of constructing imaginative and innovative structures by way of building using LEGO is celebrated at this Bricks and Beers club held at the Electric Theatre in Guildford. Pull up a pew, meet like-minded makers, and dig deep into crates of colourful plastic pieces for a night of nostalgic fun and games. Take part in freestyle building or take on challenges presented on the night to win prizes, all the while getting access to thousands upon thousands of LEGO pieces to build and play with. Strictly adults only, with limited space, early booking is highly recommended.
For more information, visit www.electric.theatre
ALI COOK: PRINCIPLES OF DECEPTION / NOVEMBER 3 / RIVERHOUSEBARN ARTS CENTRE, WALTON
Make your way to the Riverhouse Barn Arts Centre for a night of mind games as Ali Cook brings his Principles of Deception show to Walton-on-Thames this November. Witness awe-inspiring magic, accompanied by a dash of comedy for good measure.
For more information, visit www.riverhousebarn.co.uk
WORDSMITH: CREATIVE WRITING / NOVEMBER 5 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Love words? Love stories? Take part in this dedicated workshop taking place at the cultural hub of The Boileroom in Guildford for an evening’s tuition in tale-telling by way of the written word. Participants can either take part in a single workshop or join in with a lengthier six-week course. All abilities welcome.
For more information, visit www.theboileroom.net
DON CARLOS / NOVEMBER 6 – 17 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
A major new revival of Friedrich Schiller’s romantic drama Don Carlos arrives at Rose Theatre Kingston as part of the theatre’s 10th anniversary season. Starring Tom Burke as Rodrigo, Marquis of Posa, it tells the tale of Carlos, whose tyrannical father King Philip II marries French noble Elizabeth de Valois, the love of Carlo’s life. Passion and politics ensue as Rodrigo enters the fray to question the monarch’s iron rule.
For more information, visit www.rosetheatrekingston.org
DIWALI CELEBRATIONS / NOVEMBER 8 / WOKING
From 6pm, witness Woking come alive with light and colour as the annual celebrations of Diwali take place. Enjoy a stunning parade complete with lanterns, music and performances. Following the parade there will be a free celebratory event at the Fiery Bird featuring Indian music, dance, song and traditional cuisine.
For more information, visit www.celebratewoking.info
BLACKOUT NIGHT / NOVEMBER 7 / THE RICHARD ONSLOW, CRANLEIGH
Remember our fallen hero’s at The Richard Onslow in Cranleigh this November as they endeavour to raise money for The British Legion. They need your help! Book a table and join The Richard Onslow for a war-themed meal while the whole pub is lit entirely by candlelight.
For more information, visit www.hrp.org.uk
MURDER FOR TWO / NOVEMBER 8 – NOVEMBER 10 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Murder for Two is served at the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre as classic case of whodunit is brought life in this hilarious high energy
musical. When a famous novelist is found dead, it’s time to call the detectives – but what happens when the detectives are out of town? Watch a cast of two actors play 13 characters, and the piano, in this brand new comedy brimming with mayhem.
For more information, visit www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
HONEY HAHS / NOVEMBER 9 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Rowan, Robin and Sylvie are Honey Hahs – three sisters from Peckham, aged 16, 13 and 11, who come to the Boileroom to perform tracks from their recently released debut album, Dear Someone, Happy Something. Produced by Steve Mackey from Pulp and released on Rough Trade Records, Honey Hahs create indie music accompanied by frank and honest lyrics about the everyday world.
For more information, visit www.theboileroom.net
BEGINNERS PAPER CUTTING / NOVEMBER 10 / WATTLES & DAUB, GODALMING
Take some time out this month and discover the gentle art of paper cutting at this workshop in Godalming. Led by craft expert Aimee Richards, enjoy learning various techniques and work on templates specifically themed for the day’s session.
For more information, visit www.wattleanddaubhome.co.uk
A CONCERT FOR PEACE / NOVEMBER 10 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
As the nation commemorates the end of the Great War, G Live plays host to a special community concert as part of the Guildford Remembers weekend. Vivace Chorus are joined by the Friary Brass Band and narrators Dame Penelope Keith and Michael More-Molyneux, HM Lord-Lieutenant of Surrey, in a tribute to those who gave their lives in the Great War and in all conflicts since.
For more information, visit www.glive.co.uk
VINTAGE FASHION FAIR / NOVEMBER 10 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
Get your fix of vintage fashion at this fantastic fair at The Farnham Maltings. Spend the morning browsing stalls of beautiful clothing, shoes, handbags, hats, jewellery and textiles. All authentically vintage, dating from 1900s to 1980s.
For more information, visit www.farnhammaltings.com
POTTERY THROWING COURSE / NOVEMBER 10 / GRAYSHOTT POTTERY
Spend the day among clay by booking yourself a space on this fabulous pottery throwing class in Grayshott. Try your hand on the potter’s wheel and learn how to throw bowls and upright pots before creating your very own masterpiece to be fired, glazed and taken home with you as a keepsake of the day’s achievements.
For more information, visit www.grayshottpottery.com
1750 COMEDY CLUB / NOVEMBER 10 / SANDOWN PARK RACECOURSE, ESHER
Find an evening of the funny stuff at Sandown Park’s brand new 1750 Comedy Club as a cast of comics come to Esher for a night of stand-up. This month catch the likes of Nathan Caton, Gordon Southern and Jeff Innocent, with Laura Lexx compering the ensuing evening of jokes and japes.
For more information, visit www.sandown.co.uk
SAM AVERY: THE LEARNER PARENT / NOVEMBER 10 – 11 / EPSOM PLAYHOUSE
The perils of unending Peppa Pig episodes and a head-full of hair-loss are dissected in an evening at Epsom Playhouse with Sam Avery – the learner parent. This stand-up comedian, viral blogger and best-selling author started his award-winning blog when his twin boys were born and has been entertaining his parental peers with the highs and lows of parenting ever since.
For more information, visit www.epsomplayhouse.co.uk
FUSING FOR FUN / NOVEMBER 11 / JO DOWNS GALLERY, RIPLEY
Discover something new and learn the basics of glass fusing at Jo Downs’s popular workshops in Ripley. The Cornish fused glass designer who has set up a number of gallery spaces across the country, offers comprehensive one-day courses – the perfect way to learn about the creation of the beautiful items that are found at Jo Down’s gallery space. No experience needed – just your artistic flair and enthusiasm. These courses sell out quickly, so book your space as soon as you can.
For more information, visit www.jodowns.com
PROPMASTERS AUCTION / NOVEMBER 15 / EWBANK’S AUCTION ROOMS, WOKING
Ever desired a Darth Vader helmet or longed for a life-size statue of Pinhead from the Hellraiser movies? Dedicated to fans of film, take your chance to bid and win your very own memento from movie history at the Propmasters 30th anniversary auction held at Ewbank’s auction rooms near Woking.
For more information, visit www.ewbanksauctions.co.uk
POETRY OPEN MIC NIGHT / NOVEMBER 15 / THE LIGHTBOX, WOKING
Express yourself through spoken word at The Lightbox’s Poetry Open Mic Night hosted by Write Out Loud. Held on the third Thursday every month as part of the museum’s late night series of events, listen to like-minded literary lovers or take to the stage with your very own composition of poetry or prose.
For more information, visit www.thelightbox.org.uk
MILITARY VEHICLES DAY / NOVEMBER 18 / BROOKLANDS MUSEUM, WEYBRIDGE
Meet the might of military vehicles – past and present at Brooklands Museums Military Vehicles Day. With over 80 vehicles expected on the day as well as spectacular displays in the Paddock and around the site, there will also be the chance to see some of these machines put through their paces as they tackle Test Hill and the off-road circuit at Mercedes-Benz World.
For more information, visit www.brooklandsmuseum.com
AUTUMN COLOUR WALK / NOVEMBER 20 / CLAREMONT LANDSCAPE GARDENS, ESHER
Enjoy an abundance of seasonal colour and a veritable feast for the eyes by joining this autumn walk taking place at Claremont Landscape Gardens in Esher. Take a tour of the flora in this spectacular historic garden once home to Princess Charlotte
and Prince Leopold.
For more information, visit www.nationaltrust.org.uk
NT LIVE: THE MADNESS OF KING GEORGE III / NOVEMBER 20 / EVERYMAN CINEMA, ESHER
As the mind of the monarch worryingly unravels, ambitious politicians and the scheming Prince of Wales threaten to undermine the Crown in Alan Bennett’s classic play. Catch NT Live’s first ever broadcast from Nottingham Playhouse as this epic play of political proportions is beamed straight to your seats at the Everyman Cinema.
For more information, visit www.everymancinema.com
SCOTT BRADLEE’S POSTMODERN JUKEBOX / NOVEMBER 21 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Dust off your tail feathers and prepare to party roaring twenties style, as Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox comes to G Live in Guildford to raise the roof. A carnival of sound, colour and costume awaits, as this troupe of talented troubadours put their retro spin on well-known songs.
For more information, visit www.glive.co.uk
DYLAN MORAN: DR COSMOS / NOVEMBER 23 / DORKING HALLS
Star of Channel 4’s cult hit-comedy Black Books, don of the deadpan, Dylan Moran finds himself at Dorking Halls later this November as part of his new tour Dr Cosmos. Listen as he guides you on a comic quest through love, politics, misery and the everyday absurdities of life. Just what the doctor ordered.
For more information, visit www.dorkinghalls.co.uk
KANE FM PRESENTS: FUNK & SOUL / NOVEMBER 23 / THE KINGS HEAD, GUILDFORD
Pioneers of community radio, join the Kane FM crew for a night of funk and soul, courtesy of the stations finest selectors spinning rare and not so rare vinyl for your listening and dancing pleasure. Move your feet, shake your shoulders, feel the funk. Catch the likes of Jazz T, Miracle, Seorais and more.
For more information, visit www.kanefm.com
GRAYSHOTT FOLK CLUB PRESENTS: LAU / NOVEMBER 26 / THE VILLAGE HALL, GRAYSHOTT
Catch this talented trio of folk-electronica musicians as they visit the Grayshott Folk Club later this month for an evening of live music. The award-winning Lau’s collection of innovative and inspirational songs are a must for any music lover looking for something a little bit different.
For more information, visit www.grayshottfolkclub.co.uk
THE NUTCRACKER / NOVEMBER 27 – DECEMBER 1 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
It wouldn’t be Christmas without The Nutcracker in our lives. Watch this toy-box inspired romance that has become many a family’s tradition as Northern Ballet come to Woking’s New Victoria Theatre to perform David Nixon’s re-imagined rendition set to Tchaikovsky’s timeless score.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
POP MUSIC BY ANNA JORDAN / NOVEMBER 28 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
G and Kayla’s lives are a mess, but tonight they’re determined to Have It Large. As their veins course with adrenaline and prosecco we follow them on an epic journey through 30 years of Pop. Can the DJ save them as they become Dancing Queens, reliving their Teenage Dream, Staying Out For The Summer and Spicing Up Their Lives? Catch this fabulous piece of musical theatre for one night only at the Electric Theatre this November.
For more information, visit www.electric.theatre
SURREY HILLS SYMPOSIUM / NOVEMBER 28 / UNIVERISTY OF SURREY, GUILDFORD
Join a cohort of countryside enthusiasts for the Surrey Hills Symposium. Marking 60 years of the Surrey Hills Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty, this free event is a great opportunity to celebrate this most revered of scenic countryside spaces, as well as looking towards the future with a Question Time-style panel discussion.
For more information, visit www.surreyhills.org
THE KING & I / NOVEMBER 29 / AMBASSADORS CINEMA, WOKING
Beamed live and direct from the London Palladium to cinemas across the country, catch Rodgers and Hammerstein’s classic love story The King and I this November. Set in 1860’s Bangkok and telling the story of the King of Siam and Anna, an British schoolteacher who is brought to educate the kings many wives and children, The King and I features some of the finest musical scores – a must see for any theatre lover.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
GUILDFORD GAG HOUSE / NOVEMBER 30 / SOFA.COM, GUILDFORD
What do you get when you cross stand-up with a high street sofa shop? Why the Guildford Gag House of course! Head for the comfortable environs of Sofa.com, for an evening of comedy like no other. Bring your own booze, find yourself something comfy to sit on, and be entertained by the likes of Danny Buckler, Masud Milas, Will Mars and Matt Stellingwerf.
For more information, visit www.gaghousecomedy.com
JESUS MY BOY / DECEMBER 1 / THE MILL STUDIO, GUILDFORD
As the festive season looms, The Mill Studio at Yvonne Arnaud Theatre in Guildford play host the one-man show Jesus My Boy. Giving us an insight into the life of a certain someone’s at times forlorn father, join Joseph as he muddles his way through life and parenthood.
For more information, visit www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
QUIZ NIGHT / EVERY SUNDAY / THE BEAR, ESHER
Know who the Ugandan Prime Minister is? Got an encyclopaedic knowledge of F.A. Cup third round fixtures from pre-First World War? If you think you’ve got the brains to outdo your fellow contestants, then compete in this Sunday quiz night held weekly at The Bear pub in Esher. Pull up a pew, sharpen your pencils and let the quiz commence.
For more information, visit www.bearesher.co.uk