The Guide to What’s On This Week
Need to know whats on? Looking for something to do? Check out our weekly guide to what’s going on and find all the latest entertainment, food & drink, family and sports events taking place across Surrey and Berkshire in the next 10 days…
THE MOUSETRAP / SEPTEMBER 2 – 7 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
Spend an evening in agonising suspense, as Agatha Christie’s classic murder mystery The Mousetrap arrives at the New Victoria Theatre in Woking. With a potential plot twist at every turn, this is a tale of nerve-shredding moments, murder and motive.
For more information visit, www.atgtickets.com
SCANDINAVIAN FILM FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 2 – 7 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Presenting six days of Scandi-cinema, the Electric Theatre hosts a very special Scandanavian Film Festival this September. Discover something new, and enjoy movies including; The Hour of The Lynx, The Guilty, Utoya July 22nd, Klown, Border, The Wave andThe Quake.
For more information visit, www.atgtickets.com
THE EXORCIST / SEPTEMBER 4 – 14 / THEATRE ROYAL, WINDSOR
Inspired by true events, the Classic Screen To Stage Theatre Company presents the spine-tingling story of The Exorcist. Featuring the voice of Ian McKellen as the Demon, hold onto your seats as William Friedkin’s 1973 Academy Award-winning film is adapted in all its gory glory and staged at the Theatre Royal Windsor this September.
For more information, visit www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk
WHAT’S IN A NAME? / SEPTEMBER 5 – 14 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Starring Joe Thomas (Inbetweeners, Fresh Meat) James Lance (I’m Alan Partridge, Black Mirror, Spaced)and Laura Patch (Star Stories), What’s In a Name?is the hilarious adaptation of the French film and stage sensation Le Prenom. Exploring whether a person’s name reflects who they are, take a seat at the table and get set for an evening of arguments that spiral hysterically out of control.
For more information visit, www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
CONCOURS OF ELEGANCE / SEPTEMBER 6 – 8 / HAMPTON COURT PALACE
For those mad about motors, head for Hampton Court Palace this September and witness 60 of the rarest automobiles from around the world – many never seen before in the UK.
For more information, visit www.hrp.org.uk
ITALIAN TOURIST BOARD FESTIVAL OF FOOD AND WINE /SEPTEMBER 6 – 7 / ASCOT RACECOURSE
The opening race day of this two-day Italian Tourist Board Festival of Food and Wine Weekend is a real feast for the senses. Fantastic racing meets a host of culinary attractions, including stallholders, samplings, and appearances from star chefs. Friday’s race card includes seven competitive Flat races, with the Weatherby’s Handicap Stakes among the highlights on the track. The Gastronomes Theatre will offer talks and demonstrations from celebrity chefs and culinary experts, while racegoers will be able to sample and purchase food and wines from more than 40 stalls.
For more information, visit www.ascot.co.uk
G LIVE BEER FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 6 – 7 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
How do you like your hops? The G Live Beer Festival is back for a weekend in celebration of the wet stuff. This two-day festival in the town centre will provide ale enthusiasts with the chance to sample a selection of local and not-so-local beers while enjoying live music, hog roast and BBQ. Choose from an evening session on Friday, or between day and evening sessions on Saturday.
For more information visit, www.glive.co.uk
GODALMING GAG HOUSE COMEDY CLUB / SEPTEMBER 6 / BOROUGH HALL, GODALMING
Got a case of the holiday blues? Cheer yourself up and head for Borough Hall for the latest instalment of the Godalming Gag House. Featuring funny folk Ben Norris, Cally Beaton, Joe Sutherland and Konstantin Kisin, book yourself a seat and get set to giggle.
For more information visit, www.guildfordfringe.com
STANTON WARRIORS / SEPTEMBER 6 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Get ready as Bristol’s finest, Stanton Warriors arrive at The Boileroom this month for a party of epic proportions. Since first coming on the scene in 2001 Stanton Warriors have been delighting discerning ears on the dance floor with their own brand of big-beat inspired bangers.
For more information visit, www.theboileroom.net
AFASIC CHARITY BIKE RIDE / SEPTEMBER 7 / DORKING STATION
To help raise money for the charity AFASIC (Association for All Speech Impaired Children), which helps to make a difference for children and families affected by speech and language disabilities, why not pedal your way through the Surrey Hills in this charity bike ride. Cycle at your own pace and enjoy the sweet surrounds of the Surrey Hills.
For more information visit, www.afasic.org.uk
THAMES PATH CHALLENGE / SEPTEMBER 7 – 8 / PUTNEY BRIDGE – HENLEY
Walk, jog or run a staggering 100km route along the Thames, from Putney Bridge all the way to Henley, in the annual Thames Path Challenge. If 100km sounds a bit too far then have no fear, for shorter routes of 25km and 10km are also available for your running pleasure.
For more information, visit www.thamespathchallenge.com
80s DAY WITH MARTIN KEMP / SEPTEMBER 7 / KEMPTON PARK
Are you a fan of the decade that was the 80s? Whether you were a New Romantic or sported the perfect curly perm, re-live the good times and enjoy a retro day of racing at Kempton Park Racecourse, followed by an after-party DJ set from 80s icon Martin Kemp.
For more information, visit www.thejockeyclub.co.uk
SUPPER CLUB – A TALE OF THREE CITIES / SEPTEMBER 7 / MANDIRA’S KITCHEN, ALBURY
Inspired by Mandira’s culinary adventures and escapades, why not take a seat at this special supper club featuring street-food starters from Calcutta, a tasty thali platter from the palaces of Delhi followed by a trio of desserts from Bombay. Spaces are limited.
For more information visit, www.mandiraskitchen.com
THE SURREY CHILLI FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 7 – 8 / IMBER COURT, ESHER
Have your taste buds got what it takes to sample some fiery foodstuff? Taking place over two days in Esher, enjoy a chilli-themed weekend and enjoy over 100 different stalls showcasing the very best in chilli-infused food and drink.
For more information visit, www.allinone.events
KITCHEN GARDEN TOUR / SEPTEMBER 8, 11, 14, 18, 25 / HAM HOUSE AND GARDEN
Join a garden guide from Ham House for a free 30-minute tour of the historic 17th-century kitchen garden. Ogle tasty herbs and vegetables and gain inspiration for your very own kitchen garden at home.
For more information, visit www.nationaltrust.org.uk
RUNNING GRAND PRIX / SEPTEMBER 8 / MERCEDES-BENZ WORLD, WEYBRIDGE
Located at the historic Brooklands Motor Racing Circuit, why not take part in this brand new running Grand Prix event. Speed your way around the famous lapped course like a sports car, and race your way to the chequered flag finish.
For more information visit, www.runthrough.co.uk
DORNEY LAKE TRIATHLON / SEPTEMBER 8 / DORNEY LAKE, ETON
Swim, cycle and sprint your way to glory by competing in the Dorney Lake Triathlon. Providing a friendly environment for your fitness needs, choose from 4 different distances including Olympic, Sprint, Beginners and a Sprint TT.
For more information, visit www.f3events.co.uk
HATCHLANDS PARK DOG SHOW / SEPTEMBER 8 / HATCHLANDS PARK, GUILDFORD
Celebrate your faithful four-legged friends and head to Hatchlands Park near Guildford for their annual dog show. From 10 am until 4 pm enjoy fun and games as you take part in some friendly competition. From proud puppies and dogs with the waggiest tails to golden oldies and the most polite eater – how will your hound fare?
For more information visit, www.nationaltrust.org.uk
ANTIQUE & BROCANTE STREET MARKET / SEPTEMBER 8 / HIGH STREET, GUILDFORD
Celebrate all things vintage with this awesome antiques and brocante street market, taking place on the iconic setts of Guildford High Street this September. Discover a treasure trove of retro and collectable items for you and your home.
For more information visit, www.acvrevents.co.uk
DONKEY DAY OUT / SEPTEMBER 8 / RURAL LIFE CENTRE, TILFORD
Donkeys have been used as working animals for at least 5,000 years, with many stories, legends and folk tales told about toils and travails. Featuring talks, demonstrations, displays and, of course, donkeys, learn all about these lovely animals at this fun and informative day out at The Rural Life Centre.
For more information visit, www.rural-life.org.uk
ANCIENT ADVENTURES / SEPTEMBER 8 / NOWER WOOD, LEATHERHEAD
For a wild adventure this September make your way over to Surrey Wildlife Trust’s Nower Wood Nature Reserve near Leatherhead, and get ready to embark on a journey through time. Learn about ancient crafts and discover medieval medicines in this hands-on expedition into the woods.
For more information visit, www.surreywildlifetrust.org
FRIENDSICAL / SEPTEMBER 9 – 14 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
The hilarious parody musical inspired by the hit TV show Friends, Friendsical arrives at the Rose Theatre in Kingston this September for an evening of nostalgic nonsense. Follow Ross, Rachel and co. as they navigate life, love and Richard’s moustache.
For more information, visit www.rosetheatrekingston.org
REGINALD D HUNTER / SEPTEMBER 9 / THE FIGHTING COCKS, KINGSTON
Outside the Box Comedy Club returns to the Fighting Cocks this month, promising a tonne of funny. Catch comedy legend Reginal D Hunter and fellow stand-up stalwarts Mike Wilmot and Maff Brown.
For more information, visit www.outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk
MEGAN MCKENNA / SEPTEMBER 9 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Reality TV star Megan McKenna (Ex On the Beach, The Only Way is Essex) embarks on the second part of her UK tour, celebrating and promoting the release of her country-inspired debut album, Story of Me.
For more information visit, www.theboileroom.net
JIMMY CARR: TERRIBLY FUNNY / SEPTEMBER 10 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
The terribly funny Jimmy Carr comes to Richmond Theatre this month to tell a joke or two for your pleasure. Listen to the inimitable talent of one of Britain’s finest comics, as he reveals why he believes laughter is the best remedy for many a dismal situation.
For more information visit, www.atgtickets.com
MOO MUSIC / SEPTEMBER 10 – OCTOBER 22 / THE OLD COURT, WINDSOR
Let your little ones sing, dance and play music in these fun and friendly interactive sessions for kids aged 0 – 5. Music is a magical and essential part of children’s development, and will help your kids gain in confidence, develop memory, learn language and improve coordination skills. Meet like-minded lovers of music and make some new friends at the same time.
For more information, visit www.oldcourt.org
KNIT NIGHTS / SEPTEMBER 10 / WATTLE & DAUB, GODALMING
Fancy a knit and a natter? Join Jenny Walker at Wattle & Daub in Godalming for a knitting session, and meet like-minded lovers of a good yarn. Whether you’ve yet to cast your first stitch or are looking for tips and tricks for a current project, book and save yourself a seat online for a Tuesday night well-spent knitting.
For more information visit, www.wattleanddaubhome.co.uk
THE MUSIC & WORDS CLUB / SEPTEMBER 12/ THE HOPE, WINDSOR
Love music and words? For musicians, writers, poets, composers, beatboxers, electronic music makers, sonic creators – and anybody with original material to perform – the Music and Words clubs meets on the second and fourth Thursdays of the month at The Hope in Windsor. Why not pop along, listen to songs or maybe get up and perform yourself?
For more information, visit www.minustone.co.uk
BRING YOUR OWN BABY COMEDY CLUB / SEPTEMBER 12 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
New parent? Love watching stand-up comedy but hate to leave the little onesat home? This September Farnham Maltings will host a very special Bring Your Own Baby Comedy Club,whereby you the parent arrive, with babyin tow, to be entertained by some of the best up-and-coming comedians on the circuit.
For more information visit, www.farnhammaltings.com
STRETCHY KIDS / SEPTEMBER 12 / 4 MOTION DANCE THEATRE COMPANY, WINDSOR
Bend, stretch and flex your way to these awesome yoga classes for kids, held at the 4 Motion Dance Theatre studio based at Kardelton House, Vansittart Estate in Windsor. Combining traditional yoga moves with storytelling, improve focus, concentration and relaxation through meditation, and find some Zen this September.
For more information, visit www.4motiondancetheatre.co.uk
THE HANDMADE FESTIVAL WITH KIRSTIE ALLSOPP / SEPTEMBER 13 – 15 / HAMPTON COURT PALACE
Queen of crafts and all things interior design, Kirstie Allsopp brings the Handmade Festival to Hampton Court Palace this September. Take part in hands-on workshops, meet creators and makers, as well as learning just a thing or two about how to make a house a home on your very own.
For more information, visit www.hrp.org.uk
UNDERCOVER FESTIVAL VII AND A HALF / SEPTEMBER 13 – 14 / FIERY BIRD, WOKING
Ready for some punk and Oi? Undercover Festival returns to Woking for two days of non-stop knees up. Headliners include punk and Oi legends Spear of Destiny on Friday night and glam punk rockers Towers Of London leading the line-up on Saturday night.
For more information visit, www.fierybirdvenue.org.uk
OCEAN FILM FESTIVAL WORLD TOUR / SEPTEMBER 13 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Calling all ocean lovers! The annual Ocean Film Festival is sweeping towards G Live in Guildford, with a brand new selection of the world’s most amazing ocean films, from both above and below the surface. Brought to you by the team behind the Banff Film Festival UK Tour, this collection of short films celebrates the divers, paddlers, surfers and oceanographers who live for the sea’s salt spray.
For more information visit, www.glive.co.uk
ANDY PARSONS: WORK IN PROGRESS – HEALING THE NATION / SEPTEMBER 13 / CRANLEIGH ARTS CENTRE
Join jolly joker Andy Parsons (Mock the Week, Live at The Apollo, Q.I.)at Cranleigh Arts Centre this September as he hones his material in anticipation of his new tour.
For more information visit, www.cranleighartscentre.org
HERITAGE OPEN DAYS / SEPTEMBER 13 – 22 / EVERYWHERE
Throughout the country sites of historical significance will be opening their doors to the public as part of the Heritage Open Days scheme. From Painshill Park to Woking Palace, discover the hidden history and heritage of Surrey this September.
For more information visit, www.heritageopendays.org.uk
NICHOLAS PARSONS & GYLES BRANDRETH – JUST A MINUTE OR TWO! / SEPTEMBER 14 / RICHMOND THEATRE
Celebrating half a century of friendship, chums Nicholas Parsons and Gyles Brandreth come to Richmond Theatre for an evening of reminiscences and anecdotes about their colourful careers (and jumpers). Expect much laughter and amusement from two broadcasting legends.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
SAJEELA KERSHI & GUESTS: IMMIGRANT DIARIES / SEPTEMBER 14 / THE EXCHANGE, TWICKENHAM
Sajeela Kershi brings her hilariously funny award-winning show, Immigrant Diaries,to the Exchange in Twickenham this September. Hear true stories from a cast of performers who have all come from somewhere else.
For more information, visit www.exchangetwickenham.co.uk
KINGSTON KOREAN FESTIVAL: HARVEST FEST / SEPTEMBER 14 / ANCIENT MARKET PLACE, KINGSTON
Korea meets Kingston, with a festival of culture and culinary feastings in the Ancient Market Place. Enjoy Vegan Kimchi cookery demonstrations with Buddhist Chef Dae An, and learn more about Korean food with Chef HS Yim. Further entertainments for your delectation and delight come in the form of K-Pop, dance and lantern making.
For more information, visit www.kbce.org.uk
BARNES FOOD FAIR / SEPTEMBER 14 / BARNES GREEN
The 9thannual Barnes Food Fair takes place this September, promising an afternoon of fabulous food and drink for all. Pick up tasty treats aplentyfrom some of the finest artisan food and drink producers to be found around, learn a trick or two to take home with live cookery demonstrations, or simply have a picnic and listen to live music.
For more information, visit www.barnes-ca.org
HUNDRED WATT CLUB: BURLESQUE WORKSHOP / SEPTEMBER 14 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
We love Hundred Watt Club: The bringers of brilliant burlesque, the tantalizing, titillaters, arrive in Guildford for another instalment of their popular show. Before the evening’s performance you’ll be able to try your hand at the art of vaudeville with a special workshop. Spaces are limited.
For more information visit, www.electric.theatre
SURREY HILLS TRAILBLAZER / SEPTEMBER 14 / HOLMBURY ST. MARY
Looking for some hints and tips on the best trails to ride in Surrey? Ideally suited to intermediate and advanced riders with a good level of fitness, why not take part in this guided ride that’ll see you speed, skid, twist and turn your way through the Surrey Hills this September?
For more information visit, www.marmalademtb.com
FAMILY FESTIVAL: QUEEN VICTORIA’S CIRCUS / SEPTEMBER 14 / WINDSOR CASTLE
Roll up, roll up! Marking 200 years since Queen Victoria’s birth, Windsor Castle hosts this very special family festival in September. Transport yourselves back to a time of top hats and bonnets, and enjoy a wealth of attractions including falconry and horse riding displays, storytelling and musical performances, as well as the opportunity to try on authentic Victorian costumes.
For more information, visit www.rct.uk
COMEDY CLUB 4 KIDS / SEPTEMBER 14 / BELLERBY STUDIO, G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Laugh out loud and head to Guildford’s G Live for their monthly comedy club 4 kids. We all enjoy a good giggle, which is why G Live rounds up some of the best comics on the circuit to come and do what they do best, but without the rude bits! Age: 6 – 11
For more information visit, www.glive.co.uk
RUSSELL HOWARD & FRIENDS / SEPTEMBER 15 / THEATRE ROYAL, WINDSOR
A show that will undoubtedly sell out, comedian Russell Howard makes a welcome return to the Theatre Royal Windsor with two performances on the same day this September. Snap up some tickets quick to avoid disappointment.
For more information, visit www.thetreroyalwindsor.co.uk
STOKE PARK RAILWAY OPEN AFTERNOON / SEPTEMBER 15 / STOKE PARK, GUILDFORD
All aboard! The Guildford Model Engineering Society hosts a charity open afternoon at Stoke Park Railway this September. Enjoy miniature steam train rides and discover the curious world of the miniature railway, with a fun day out for the whole family.
For more information visit, www.gmes.org.uk
WINDSOR FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 15 – 29 / WINDSOR
Celebrating its 50thanniversary, the Windsor Festival returns this September, promising two weeks of culture in the community, when you can enjoy a range of concerts, talks, exhibitions, workshops, walks and tours. Highlights include A Century of Song, featuring award-winning jazz singers Claire Martin and Ian Shaw, an afternoon in conversation with Prue Leith, and a performance by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra alongside the choirs of Eton College Chapel and St. George’s Chapel, Windsor Castle.
For more information, visit www.windsorfestival.com