THE GUIDE TO WHAT’S ON THIS WEEK
Need to know what’s on? In need of some inspiration for your weekend and the week ahead? From apple festivals and book festivals, to awesome gigs and days out with the family – check out our weekly guide to what’s good in your neighbourhood.
With gumption and gusto – get out and about and have yourselves a great time…
THE NIGHT WATCH / SEPTEMBER 23 – 28 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Written by Sarah Waters (Tipping the Velvet, The Paying Guest, The Little Stranger)and adapted by Olivier-nominated playwright Hattie Naylor, The Night Watch arrives at the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre in Guildford this September. Set in 1940s London, the play tells the stories of four ordinary people caught up in the aftermath of an extraordinary time.
For more information visit, www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
THE ENTERTAINER / SEPTEMBER 23 – 28 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
Shane Ritchie stars alongside Diana Vickers and Sara Crowe in John Osborne’s classic The Entertainer. Set in 1982 – Archie’s best entertaining days are behind him as he embarks on another summer season. With his son fighting in the Falklands and his daughter campaigning against the war, Archie’s professional and personal lives collide with devastating effect.
For more information visit, www.atgtickets.com
VALUED FRI£NDS / SEPTEMBER 20 – OCTOBER 12 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
Valued Friendsis a compelling comedy-drama set to the soundtrack of 1980s London and against the backdrop of Thatcher’s Britain. This brand new production, directed by Michael Fentiman, will be the first revival of the play in 30 years.
For more information, visit www.rosetheatrekingston.org
BENJAMIN ZEPHANIAH / SEPTEMBER 27 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
The poet, lyricist and writer Benjamin Zephaniah comes to G Live in Guildford this Friday for an evening sharing his life, rhymes and times on stage. Check out our exclusive interview with Benjamin Zephaniah and find out more here.
For more information visit, www.glive.com
CHRIS HELME / SEPTEMBER 27 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
Finding fame in the 90s as the frontman of Indie sensations The Seahorses, Chris Helme comes to Farnham this month to play tracks from his brand new folk-infused album.
For more information visit, www.farnhammaltings.com
NIGHT TERRORS – GERRARD LOGAN / SEPTEMBER 27 / RIVERHOUSE BARN ARTS CENTRE, WALTON-ON-THAMES
For a spooky Friday night, join Gerrard Logan for an evening of spine-tingling tales of the supernatural courtesy of E F Benson’s brilliantly terrifying Night Terrorsstories.
For more information visit, www.riverhousebarn.co.uk
INTO THE FIRE / SEPTEMBER 27 / LOADING BAY CAFÉ, WINDSOR
Gather around the fire and listen to some intimate performances given by some of the best up and coming folk acts playing the circuits in London and Berkshire.
For more information, visit www.minustone.co.uk
ANDREW O’NEILL – I AM A RICH MAN AND I HAVE MANY SONS / SEPTEMBER 28 / THE BACK ROOM, THE STAR INN, GUILDFORD
Comedian, occultist, and musician extraordinaire Andrew O’Neill returns to The Back Room of The Star with his brand new stand-up show. Expect magick, mayhem and a song about grizzly bears running a photograph development lab.
For more information visit, www.jasta11gigs.co.uk
HARVEST FEST: APPLE WEEKEND / SEPTEMBER 28 – 29 / MORDEN HALL PARK
Celebrate nature and autumn’s oh so tasty gifts at Apple Weekend, held at Morden Hall Park this October. Enjoy a veritable feast of fruits and try the local Merton varieties available, before letting the kids get lost in the hay bale maze, while you try a range of apple-based artisan treats from pop-up vendors.
For more information, visit www.nationaltrust.org.uk
COMMUNITY APPLE PRESSING DAY / SEPTEMBER 28 / SWAN BARN FARM, HASLEMERE
As autumn arrives you may have noticed the odd piece of fallen fruit on the ground. If you seem to have a surplus of apples at your disposal why not pop along to this awesome community apple-pressing day at Swan Barn Farm near Haslemere. Whether you have your own apples or not, join local rangers and experience the farm’s heritage apple press and scratter (pulper) to make your own apple juice and cider. How do you like them apples?
For more information visit, www.nationaltrust.org.uk
SURREY SCORCHERS VS WORCESTER WOLVES / SEPTEMBER 28 / SURREY SPORTS PARK, GUILDFORD
The new basketball season gets under way this September as the Surrey Scorchers play host to Worcester Wolves. With both sides falling short of expectations last season and finishing at the foot of the table, can the Scorchers find the fire that’ll propel them forward this year?
For more information visit, www.surreyscorchers.co.uk
THE HIGH OCTANE CLUB BURLESQUE & CABARET / SEPTEMBER 28 / THE OLD COURT, WINDSOR
As part of the Windsor Fringe Festival, The High Octane Club presents an evening of burlesque and cabaret at The Old Court this September. Leave your inhibitions at the door and ready yourself for a night of naughty cabaret.
For more information, visit www.oldcourt.org
ONE DUCK DOWN / SEPTEMBER 28 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Inspired by the true tale of 7,000 rubber ducks cast adrift in a storm, join hero of the hour Billy as he scours the seas for several thousand lost rubber ducks. With both the set and props made from lost and found rubbish from both the land and ocean, enjoy an eco-friendly family adventure like no other. 7,000 rubber ducks. 7 seas. 1 big adventure!
For more information visit, www.glive.co.uk
MAKE FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 28 – 29 / WATTS GALLERY ARTISTS’ VILLAGE, COMPTON
Enjoy a creative, fun-filledfamily Sunday at Watts Gallery Artists’ Village in Compton as the weekly Make Space event celebrates with a day of festivities. Enjoy getting messy with arts and crafts without the extensive clean-up required when you try doing the same thing at home. With different activities planned weekly, today marks a celebration of all things Make Space. Kids go free with a paying adult!
For more information visit, www.wattsgallery.org.uk
BIRDS OF PREY DISPLAYS / SEPTEMBER 28 – 29 / RHS GARDEN, WISLEY
“Is it a bird?” If you find yourself in RHS Garden Wisley, then yes, it more than likely is. Enjoy a weekend of falconry, birds of prey and watch fantastic flying displays. Discover more about the wonderful world of falconry and meet owls, hawks, andfalcons. Fun for all the family. Displays take place at 11 amand 2 pmeach day.
For more information visit, www.rhs.org.uk
ARTISTS OPEN HOUSE / SEPTEMBER 28 – 29 / VARIOUS LOCATIONS, WINDSOR
As part of the Windsor Fringe Festival artists from across the borough will be opening the doors to their homes and studios, and welcoming you inside for a sneak peek. Take the tour, and discover local art in action.
For more information, visit www.windsorfringe.co.uk
WINDSOR MUSHROOM MARKET / SEPTEMBER 28 / CARLUCCIO’S, WINDSOR
Are you fanatical about fungi? Mad about the mushroom? Mushrooms and truffles are key ingredients for the team of talented chefs at Carluccio’s, and founder Antonio was known as the Mushroom Man, having foraged, cooked and written about them for over 60 years. This September the restaurant host a very special pop-up mushroom market where you’ll be able to try various fabulous fungi, sample street-food dishes, and learn more from mushroom experts.
For more information, visit www.carluccios.com
THE DISTINGUISED GENTLEMANS RIDE / SEPTEMBER 29 / BROOKLANDS MUSEUM, WEYBRIDGE
Calling all distinguished gentleman and gentlefolk! Raising money for men’s health, don your cravats and press your tweed as you join 120,000 fellow distinguished folks in over 650 cities worldwide riding vintage-styled motorcycles in the name of charity.
For more information visit, www.brooklandsmuseum.com
FARNHAM FOOD FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 29 / CASTLE STREET, FARNHAM
The Farnham Food Festival has quickly grown to become one of the largest one-day foodie festivals in the South-East of England. Hosting more than 100 food and drink producers selling a variety of products, the weekend will also see food demonstrations from local chefs taking place, as well as a fiesta of food and drink to sample and take home with you. Live music from local performers as well as further entertainments completes a fabulous foodie day out for all.
For more information visit, www.farnham.gov.uk
WINDSOR HALF MARATHON / SEPTEMBER 29 / WINDSOR GREAT PARK
Legs at the ready! Probably the most picturesque setting for a half marathon in the UK, test yourself and compete in this year’s Windsor Half Marathon, held in Windsor Great Park.
For more information, visit www.windsorgreatpark.co.uk
THE PAINT CLUB / SEPTEMBER 30 / BILL’S, FARNHAM
Why not unleash your inner artist with The Paint Club in Farnham this September? A fun, friendly and completely casual painting class for anyone who might be keen on getting creative. No experience ormaterials needed.
For more information visit, www.thepaintclub.co.uk
MURDER, MARGARET AND ME / SEPTEMBER 30 – OCTOBER 5 / THEATRE ROYAL, WINDSOR
Directed by Damian Cruden and starring Lin Blakley, join Agatha Christie and pal Margaret Rutherford in this endearing story of a friendship between two national treasures.
For more information, visit www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk
IBIBIO SOUND MACHINE / OCTOBER 1 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Bringing the colour and sounds of Africa to The Boileroom in Guildford this October, get ready to hit the dance floor as Ibibio Sound Machine unleash their explosive live show. An eclectic blend of traditional African music fused with anything from funk, disco and punk. Prepare to party.
For more information, visit www.theboileroom.net
STAGE DOOR / OCTOBER 1 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD + OCTOBER 4 / CAFÉ MILA, GODALMING
Surrey’s own LynchPin Theatre begins its autumn season with a rehearsed reading of one of the great sassy-women, comedy dramas of the 1930s. ‘Stage Door’ follows the lives and dreams of several would-be actresses living together in New York. Directed by Claire Parker, it’s presented at The Electric Theatre, Guildford on October 1 and at Café Mila, Godalming on October 4.
For more information, visit www.ticket.visitguildford.com
LEATHERCRAFT WORKSHOP / OCTOBER 1, 15 + 29 / ROSANNA CLARE LEATHER WORKSHOPS, CRANLEIGH
Fancy learning how to upcycle that old leather jacket of yours? Based at Smithbrook Kilns on the outskirts of Cranleigh, master crafter Rosanna Clare hosts a range of creative leathercraft courses. From creating dog collars to wallets, learn the basics at either a half- or full-day leathercraft workshop.
For more information, visit www.rosannaclare.co.uk
THE AMAZING TIGER BAND / OCTOBER 2 / THE HOPE, WINDSOR
Be amazed and nod your head to the beat, as one-man band, The Amazing Tiger Band performs live compositions with just a bass guitar, loop pedal and a yearning to create a succulent blend of psych, soul, reggae and hip hop.
For more information, visit www.windsorfringe.co.uk
SH*T-FACED SHAKESPEARE: A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM / OCTOBER 3 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
The internationally acclaimed, award-winning and multi-sell-out Fringe phenomenon Sh*t-Faced Shakespeare are hitting the road. Arriving at Farnham Maltings, enjoy this flagrantly funny rendition of the Great Bard’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. The gist? One of the Sh*t-faced team gets chosen at random to perform a one-man show. Before doing so, said nominee is given four hours to drink the wet stuff to whet their powers of creative recount and recall.
For more information, visit www.farnhammaltings.com
ENTERTAINMENT & MEMORABILIA AUCTION / OCTOBER 3 / EWBANK’S AUCTION ROOMS, WOKING
Entertainment enthusiasts take note, as Ewbank’s Auction Rooms, found on the outskirts Woking, will be holding a very special entertainment and memorabilia auction. From photographs to first-issue Marvel Comics, find, bid and win yourself something special this October, and revel in vintage glory.
For more information visit, www.ewbanksauctions.co.uk
NATIONAL POETRY DAY WITH THE 1000 MONKEYS / OCTOBER 3 / CRANLEIGH ARTS CENTRE
Celebrate National Poetry Day in Cranleigh this October. Join local poetry stalwarts The 1000 monkeys, as well as fellow local poets, for a relaxed and informal evening of the spoken word. Free entry! No booking necessary.
For more information, visit www.cranleighartscentre.org
BEER AND CHEESE NIGHT / OCTOBER 3 / BREWERY MARKET, TWICKENHAM
Love craft beer? Love cheese? Learn all about how to pair flavourful craft beers with the ideal cheese in this informative evening of food and drink at Brewery Market in Twickenham. Experience a diverse blend of 5 Belgium beers, paired together with 5 tasty kinds of cheese, for a night of sumptuous tastes that’ll leave you wanting more…and more.
For more information, visit www.brewerymarket.co.uk
FROM FARM TO FORK / OCTOBER 3 / POLSEDEN LACEY, DORKING
Polesden Lacey is more than just a palatial stately home. Discover more about Polesden’s farmland in this knowledgable and informative walking tour of the estate, led by ‘Farming with Nature’ winner Steve Consibee. Tickets are £25, with a light supper included after your afternoon’s adventure.
For more information, visit www.nationaltrust.org.uk
THE KENNETH BRANAGH AWARD FOR NEW DRAMA WRITING / OCTOBER 3 – 5 / THE OLD COURT, WINDSOR
The 16thInternational Kenneth Branagh Award for New Drama Writing concludes an eventful Windsor Fringe. Catch performances from the three finalists from Thursday until Saturday, and decide for yourself who should win.
For more information, visit www.windsorfringe.co.uk
POP! / OCTOBER 4 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
Dive into this bubbly bathtime adventure in Farnham, and introduce your 0 – 3 years olds to an interactive and immersive theatre production full of magic, mischief and music.
For more information, visit www.farnhammaltings.com
BAKE AND TAKE / OCTOBER 4 + 18 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Who doesn’t love the sweet smell of freshly baked treats, straight from the oven and ready to give your tummy some lovin’? A great experience for children and parents to share; head to the Electric Theatre in Guildford for a morning spent baking cakes with the little ones.
For more information, visit www.electric.theatre
MOCK TUDOR COMEDY CLUB / OCTOBER 4 / RIVERHOUSE BARN ARTS CENTRE, WALTON-ON-THAMES
Warm your cockles and laugh your jolly socks off at the monthly Mock Tudor Comedy Club at the Riverhouse Barn Arts Centre in Walton-On-Thames. With comedians coming from far and wide to deliver their set of stand-up comedy, catch some of the best up-and-coming comedians on the circuit right now.
For more information, visit www.riverhousebarn.co.uk
MANFORD’S COMEDY CLUB / OCTOBER 4 / THE EXCHANGE, TWICKENHAM
Juggernaut of jolly good times, Jason Manford hand picks some of the finest up-and-coming stand-up talents currentlyon the circuit for your evening’s pleasure, at The Exchange in Twickenham.
For more information, visit www.exchangetwickenham.co.uk
ASCOT BEER FESTIVAL / OCTOBER 4 – 5 / ASCOT RACECOURSE
As horseracing’s Flat Season draws to a close, enjoy some of the penultimate races alongside a choice of almost 200 different ales, ciders and perries, as the concourse is transformed to create one of the most comprehensive beer festivals in the UK. Held in association with the Campaign for Real Ale (CAMRA).
For more information, visit www.ascot.co.uk
SURREY HILLS WOOD FAIR / OCTOBER 5 – 6 / FISH POND COPSE, CRANLEIGH SHOWGROUND
For lovers of lumber, gorgeous grains and wonderfully whittled wood, the Surrey Hills Wood Fair takes place at scenic Fish Pond Copse in Cranleigh Showground. Packed with all the traditional charm of a rural day out in the Surrey Hills, visitors can expect a fun day for the family, with workshops and demonstrations taking place throughout the weekend.
Discover a world of wood, with stalls to browse and buy from and refreshments from local food producers to keep you sustained – as well as the addition of an equally beneficial beer tent – hurrah!
For more information, visit www.surreyhills.org
HARVEST HOME & CEILIDH / OCTOBER 5 – 6 / RURAL LIFE CENTRE, TILFORD
‘Tis the season of harvest! As farmers work overtime in order to reap what they have sown, give thanks for Nature’s abundance of gifts at this Harvest Home event taking place in the suitably seasonal environs of the Rural Life Centre near Farnham. Admire a bounty of foodstuffs collected from the local farming community, and enjoy an evening of traditional barn-dancing in this day and night of celebration.
For more information, visit www.rural-life.org.uk
WOODFEST / OCTOBER 5 – 6 / RHS GARDEN, WISLEY
Head to RHS Gardens, Wisley for the Festival of Trees this October. Admire the traditional skills on display at the artisan woodcraft demonstrations and take part in family activities – all inspired by the natural beauty of wood. Because wood is good!
For more information, visit www.rhs.org.uk
LOST VOICE GUY / OCTOBER 5 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Winner of last year’s Britain’s Got Talent, Lost Voice Guy Lee Ridley comes to G Live for a night of razor-sharp comedy. The first comedian to use a communication aid, Ridley blends the political with the personal in this exploration into living with a disability in daily life. He might not have a voice, but he’s definitely got something to say!
For more information, visit www.glive.co.uk
SIGMA SPORTS BOX HILL ORIGINAL / OCTOBER 5 / DUNSFOLD AERODROME, CRANLEIGH
Cycling enthusiasts take note – the Box Hill Sportive takes place this October! Set in what is rapidly becoming one of the most popular cycling areas in the country, the day’s riding takes in the best Surrey can offer. Taking place towards the end of the season, this is a great chance to get a long ride in before a well-deserved break to prepare for the start of winter training.
For more information, visit www.ukcyclingevents.co.uk
INDIAN SEAFOOD COOKERY MASTERCLASS / OCTOBER 5 / CHAKRA, KINGSTON
Fancy cooking up some tasty treats? Savour the flavour and learn how to create colourful Indian seafood dishes at this cookery masterclass, with Executive Chef Satyabrat Jena, held at Chakra restaurant in Kingston. For further details and booking call 020 85415757.
For more information, visit www.chakra.restaurant
THE BIG DRAW: LEONARDO 500 / OCTOBER 5 / WINDSOR CASTLE
Taking place on Saturdays throughout October, make your way to Windsor Castle and take part in the Big Draw – the world’s biggest celebration of drawing. Marking the 500thanniversary of the death of Leonardo da Vinci, put pen to paper and create a masterpiece this October.
For more information, visit www.rct.uk
JAZZ STORIES WITH TUNEHEAD / OCTOBER 5 / LOADING BAY CAFÉ, KARDELTON HOUSE, WINDSOR
Get an education in the finest examples of jazz music, as Jimmy Jazz plays some rare selections on vinyl followed by a live-session from saxophone-led jazz band Tunehead, who’ll be playing some righteous grooves.
For more information, visit www.windsorfringe.co.uk
STEVEN BUTLER: CURSE OF THE MYSTERY MUTT / OCTOBER 5 / WINDSOR LIBRARY
Winner of the Sainsbury’s Children’s Book Award and shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, join children’s author Steven Butler at Windsor Library this October. Celebrating the release of his latest book ‘Curse of the Mystery Mutt’, join in with a Halloween-inspired day to remember.
For more information, visit www.windsorfringe.co.uk
BREWERY COMEDY FRINGE SPECIAL / OCTOBER 5 / WINDSOR & ETON BREWERY
Beer and comedy – what better combination can delight the soul in such a way? Head for Windsor and Eton Brewery for their monthly get-together of giggles, sourced from some of the finest craft comics around. Proper beer, proper comedy – all on the brewery floor and in the name of Windsor Fringe.
For more information, visit www.windsorfringe.co.uk
THE LAST PUPPET / OCTOBER 5 – 6 / BUSY BUTTONS DESIGN CENTRE, WINDSOR
All aboard the HMS Daphne for a high-seas adventure to save the world. With puppets, dance, time travel and recycling all taking centre stage, enjoy a fun-filled family theatre production in Windsor this October.
For more information, visit www.windsorfringe.co.uk
Guildford book festival / october 6 – 13 / Multiple Venues, Guildford
Literary lovers unite! Guildford Book Festival returns to the town centre this month, promising an abundance of A grade authors who will be divulging a dearth of inside knowledge on their latest books. Featuring Katy Brand, Konnie Huq, Steve Backshall, Luke Jennings and many more.
For more information, visit www.guildfordbookfestival.co.uk
ARTISAN MARKET / OCTOBER 6 / WEST STREET CAR PARK, DORKING
Discover Dorking’s monthly Artisan Market and uncover a treasure trove of vintage delights. From junktiques and vintage brocante to vintage clothing, arts, crafts and food – find unique treats for you, your home – or perhaps find a gift to give to loved ones and friends.
For more information, visit www.dorkingtownpartnership.co.uk
GREAT DOG WALK / OCTOBER 6 / LOSELEY PARK, GUILDFORD
Attention fellow dogs, terriers, hounds, and all other canine friends! Get ready for the Great Dog Walk at Loseley Park this October, and walk with thousands of other dogs whilst raising money for other dogs not fortunate enough to have loving families. Get your humans to sign up online, and see you in the park for a furry festival to remember! Woof! Woof!
For more information, visit www.greatdogwalk.co.uk
PALACE TO PALACE / OCTOBER 6 / BUCKINGHAM PALACE – WINDSOR CASTLE
The Princes Trust Palace to Palace returns for a breathtaking bike ride from Buckingham Palace and through beautiful Richmond Park, before cycling through the scenic Surrey Hills and finishing in Windsor. Think you can handle it? Sign up today.
For more information, visit www.princes-trust.org.uk
MAIDENHEAD VEGAN MARKET / OCTOBER 6 / HIGH STREET, MAIDENHEAD
For eco-conscious folk and anyone keen on loving planet earth that bit more, head for the awesome Maidenhead Vegan Market. From tasty treats to domestic goods, the market caters to all of your vegan, ethical, sustainable, plastic-free, and zero waste needs. Put a date in the diary and start reducing your carbon footprint.
For more information, visit www.maidenheadveganmarket.co.uk