THE GUIDE TO YOUR WEEK
Looking for something to do this week? Whether your with friends, family, or your fine self – explore, adventure and get out and about with this oh so handy guide to what’s on…
QUIZ NIGHT / EVERY THURSDAY / THE STOKE PUB & PIZZERIA, GUILDFORD
Exercise your mind at this super popular weekly quiz hosted by Mr Fame at The Stoke Pub & Pizzeria in Guildford. Grab a gang of your most erudite and earnest pals for a night of cranial competition accompanied by some sustenance in the form of pizza to fuel your way. Pre-booking online is essential to guarantee a table with proceedings kicking off at 8.00pm.
For more information, visit www.greeneking-pubs.co.uk
MOONLIGHT BOWLING / THURSDAYS – SUNDAYS / GUILDFORD SPECTRUM LEISURE COMPLEX
Get into the groove and head for these Moonlight Bowling disco sessions at Guildford Spectrum. Taking place from 6 pm until 10.30 pm, strike some neon pins, accompanied by the latest dance-floor bangers.
For more information, visit www.guildfordspectrum.co.uk
DRAWING FOR ADULTS / MARCH 13 / THE LIGHTBOX, WOKING
Whether you’re a regular scribbler, doodler or a fine art aficionado – or perhaps just looking to start something new – then why not pop along to The Lightbox in Woking and join fellow aspiring artists for some inspirational drawing around the museum and gallery space. Tools are provided, and booking is essential.
For more information, visit www.thelightbox.org.uk
THE URBAN FOLK QUARTET / MARCH 13 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
From folk-rock to folk-pop, there’s a lot of folking noise around. So what might one expect from a night with The Urban Folk Quartet? Mashing together an eclectic palette of sonic soundscapes, expect this fiddle-led troupe to fuse folk with dub, funk, Afrobeat and north-Indian rhythms that come together seamlessly, with folk featuring at the core of it all. This is folk – but not as you know it!
For more information, visit www.electric.theatre
OUTSIDE THE BOX COMEDY CLUB: HARRY HILL’S CAVEMAN – A WORK PLAY IN PROGRESS / MARCH 13, 16 + 17 / CORNERHOUSE THEATRE, SURBITON
The voice of You’ve Been Framedand star of TV comedy shows galore, the one and only Harry Hill will be providing audiences with a glimpse of his latest playwork in progress, Caveman,at the Cornerhouse Theatre in Surbiton this month. Choose from the multiple dates on offer, and get a ticket quick before it sells out.
For more information, visit www.outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk
MARCH FOR VETERANS / MARCH 14 / WINDSOR GREAT PARK
Raising money for Blind Veterans UK, march the ten-mile route through historic Windsor Great Park this month and get fit at the same time. Starting and finishing at the Saville Building, enjoy a picturesque setting – and keep an eye out for glimpses of the resident herd of deer.
For more information, visit www.blindveterans.org.uk
WORLD’S FIRST DUPLO ROLLERCOASTER / MARCH 14 / LEGOLAND WINDSOR RESORT
The colourful toddler wonderland of DUPLO Valley will welcome a new show and play area alongside the world’s first DUPLO rollercoaster this March. A favourite with little ones, outdoor play area Brickville will become DUPLO® Playtown, complete with a brand new rocket play structure. Budding astronauts can enjoy the interactive play panels, rope climbs and slides, and for those who reach the top there’s a button with a ‘3, 2, 1 blast off!’ countdown. Families can also take to the skies at the new look DUPLO Valley Airport, with three new coloured helicopters for little pilots to choose from.
For more information, visit www.legoland.co.uk
REAL ALE TRAIN / MARCH 14 + 28 / ALTON STATION
All aboard the Real Ale Train! If you’re looking for a different kind of day out, look no further than the Real Ale Train boarding on the Watercress Line in March. Starting and finishing at Alton Station, hop on board and get a serving or real ale from the restored bar carriage before tucking into a tasty plate of food in the name of sustenance.
For more information, visit www.watercressline.co.uk
VINTAGE FASHION FAIR / MARCH 14 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
Vintage joie de vivre!Spend a leisurely Saturday browsing and buying from the many stalls of beautiful vintage clothing, shoes, handbags, hats, jewelleryand textiles. All authentically vintage, and dating from the 1900s– 1980s, this fabulous fair offers wearable vintage at affordable prices, and a selection of vintage designer labels. There’s something to suit all tastes and budgets.
For more information, visit www.farnhammaltings.com
CONTEMPORARY ART FAIR / MARCH 14 – 15 / SANDOWN PARK, ESHER
The Contemporary Arts Fair comes to Sandown Park in Esher this March for a weekend of exhibitions, workshops anddemonstrations. Peruse and purchase unique works of art, as well as meeting the artists themselves. From £40 to £4,000, find something that meets your budget, and be inspired by contemporary art.
For more information, visit www.contemporaryartfairs.co.uk
THE QUEEN’S SIX / MARCH 14 / WINDSOR GUILDHALL
Forming part of Her Majesty’s own choir at St George’s Chapel Windsor, experience the beautiful harmonies created by The Queen’s Six within the atmospheric environs of Windsor’s Guildhall. Book tickets quick, before an expected sell-out performance.
For more information, visit www.windsor.gov.uk
STUART LAWS IS ALL IN / MARCH 14 / THE OLD COURT, WINDSOR
Enjoy a Saturday night of stand-up comedy and head for The Old Court to be entertained by the gilet-wearing stand-up, viral Twitter superstar Stuart Laws. Asking life’s biggest questions, like whether he is a winner or a loser, his latest show is all about making difficult decisions, choosing different paths and ‘gettin’ jiggy wit’ it’.
For more information, visit www.oldcourt.org
WELLIES & WALKIES / MARCH 15 / RURAL LIFE CENTRE, TILFORD
Raising vital funds to support local hospice care charity Phyllis Tuckwell, put on your wellies and get ready for walkies with your four-legged friends and a cohort of like-minded canine lovers. From 10 am till midday, take a walk from the Rural Life Centre through to scenic Bourne Woods, all the while accompanied by bounding hounds at your side. £10 per pooch, including a doggie bag. Humans walk free!
For more information, visit www.pth.org.uk
PALACE HALF-MARATHON/ MARCH 15 / HAMPTON COURT PALACE
Take part in a historical half marathon, commencing at Hampton Court Palace gates and concluding in its stunning gardens. If you’ve still got the legs for it after the race, get lost in the famous maze, and check out the world’s largest grapevine.
For more information, visit www.palacehalf.com
ED BYRNE: IF I’M HONEST / MARCH 15 / RICHMOND THEATRE
A regular on shows such as Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Top Gearand QI, stand-up comedian Ed Byrne is back with his brand new show. Taking a long hard look at himself, Ed will try to unravel whether any of his character traits are worth passing on to his kids. Live the legacy, and join Ed at Richmond Theatre this month.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
ROLLERSKI 1-DAY COURSE / MARCH 15 / ASCOT RACECOURSE
Love to ski and slalom your way down the slopes, but struggling to find some snow-capped peaks in order to indulge your desires? Ever thought about rollerskiing? A great workout that will help improve agility and balance, whizz your way around Ascot Racecourse this March and discover your new favourite sport.
For more information, visit www.rollerski.co.uk
PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT THE MUSICAL / MARCH 16 – 21 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
The iconic musical Priscilla Queen of the Desertis touring its way around the UK, and arriving at Woking’s New Victoria Theatre this month. Expect fabulous feathers, stunning costumes, glitter galore and a non-stop parade of dance-floor anthems.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
6-WEEK POTTERY CLASS / MARCH 17 / CRANLEIGH ARTS CENTRE
Ready for a new hobby? For anybody keen on trying something new, become potty about pottery and sign up for this six-week course in Cranleigh. Learn the basics, before evolving your own art form and creating pieces to take home.
For more information, visit www.cranleighartscentre.org
GHOST STORIES / MARCH 17 – 21 / RICHMOND THEATRE
Found lurking in the darkest corners of Richmond Theatre, the worldwide stage phenomenon Ghost Storieswill have you on the edge of your seat this March. Not for the faint-hearted, get set to be spooked as your deepest fears and most disturbing thoughts are imagined live on stage.
For more information, visit www.atgtickets.com
JEN BRISTER: UNDER PRIVILEGE / MARCH 18 / THE EXCHANGE, TWICKENHAM
The outspoken and hilariously irreverent Jen Brister has it all: a wife, kids, a house and job she loves (sometimes). So what the hell is she moaning about? Join Jen as she muses upon the often-controversial subject of ‘privilege’. Who has it? Who doesn’t? And why does no one like to admit it if they have any?
For more information, visit www.exchangetwickenham.co.uk
FAULTY TOWERS – THE DINING EXPERIENCE / MARCH 18 / WINDSOR GUILDHALL
Fancy a bit of a fiasco with your food? The hilarious Faulty Towers Dining Experience arrives at Windsor Guildhall this March, promising a night of mealtime mayhem. Let the ever- competent Basil, Sybil and Mañuel serve up a sumptuous 3-course meal, accompanied by a side of the silly business.
For more information, visit www.windsor.gov.uk
CUCUMBER CURRENCY DAY / MARCH 18 / THE BISHOP, KINGSTON
What could be better than a G&T on a sunny spring afternoon? A complimentary Hendrick’s Gin and Fever Tree Tonic is what! Back by popular demand, Cucumber Currency Day returns to The Bishop in Kingston. Simply download the Young’s On Tap app and receive a free gin and tonic for your trouble. Terms and conditions apply.
For more information, visit www.thebishopkingston.co.uk
LEVELLERS / MARCH 19 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Brighton-based, punk folk-rock band Levellers are back on the road, celebrating the release of their forthcoming album Peace.Still going strong after 30 years on the scene, their riotous live shows are not to be missed. Support on the night comes from The Leylines.
For more information, visit www.glive.co.uk
VICTORIA MELODY PRESENTS PROFESSIONAL STRANGER / MARCH 19 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
Immersing herself within the various tribes that make up the complex canvas of contemporary society, Victoria Melody creates theatre shows inspired by her time spent within others’ worlds. From being a pigeon fancier to a northern soul dancer, in her latest work Victoria embarks on becoming a stand-up comedian. Find out how she fares in Farnham this March.
For more information, visit www.farnhammaltings.com
SEASONAL WILD LARDER WORKSHOP / MARCH 19 / THE SALT BOX, PRIORY FARM, SOUTH NUTFIELD
Ever wanted to know about the range of foodstuffs readily available to us on our doorstep? Join aficionados of wild food, The Salt Box, and take part in this seasonal wild larder workshop, where you’ll discover all about how to forage for seasonal foods in the wild.
For more information, visit www.wearethesaltbox.co.uk
MEET THE BREWER: GODSTONE BREWERY / MARCH 19 / GROWLERS & CANS, GUILDFORD
Growlers & Cans in Guildford continue their series of Meet the Brewer events this month, with Godstone Brewery taking their place under the spotlight in March. Discover the story behind the brew before having a sip (or a few).
For more information, visit www.growlersandcans.com
GUILDFORD JAZZ FEST / MARCH 20 – 22 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Discover a range of jazz-inspired events at this year’s Guildford Jazz Fest, held at the Electric Theatre. Enjoy a whole weekend of music from leading UK jazz, Latin and funk artists, as well as listening to fascinating talks, taking part in singing workshops – and taking time out for a cream tea or two.
For more information, visit www.electric.theatre
KIRI PRITCHARD-McLEAN: EMPATHY PAINS / MARCH 20 / BELLERBY STUDIO, G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Multi-award-winning comedian Kiri Pritchard-McLean (Have I Got News for You, Live at the Apollo, 8 out of 10 Cats, Frankie Boyle’s New World Order) is back with her fourth full-length show. Previous shows have seen her tackle structural racism, sexism, child-grooming, adoption and emotional abuse, so what seemingly unfunny subject has she picked to turn into laughs this year? Chernobyl? The shrinking size of creme eggs? No: Empathy. Which sounds fine actually, but maybe not the way Kiri tackles it.
For more information, visit www.glive.co.uk
MAD HATTERS COMEDY BALL / MARCH 20 / THE FUZZY BEAR, WINDSOR
Go crazy and get mad at the Mad Hatters Comedy Ball taking place at The Fuzzy Bear in Windsor. Enjoy a G & Tea party with a range of gin cocktails to choose from, before sitting back and letting the hilarities unfold with a night of first-class stand-up comedy.
For more information, visit www.fuzzybearwindsor.co.uk
THE THREE MUSKETEERS: A COMEDY ADVENTURE / MARCH 20 – 21 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
Armed with a baguette and his questionable steed, accompany the courageous d’Artagnan on his quest to join the illustrious company of the Three Musketeers. Get set for a comedy adventure like no other, and be transported to the French countryside for an evening of nonsense. Produced by the award-winning Le Navet Bete, creators of the hit show Dracula: the Bloody Truth.
For more information, visit www.rosetheatrekingston.org
NATURE TOTS / MARCH 20 + 23 / WINDSOR GREAT PARK ENVIRONMENTAL CENTRE
For really wild kids, why not head for Windsor Great Park and take part in these Nature Tots sessions. This parent and toddler group is the perfect opportunity to play amidst nature in a safe and fun environment, with each session including outdoor activities such as bug hunting, mud digging and more.
For more information, visit www.windsorgreatpark.co.uk
JAY FOREMAN’S DISGUSTING SONGS FOR REVOLTING CHILDREN (AND GROWN-UPS!) / MARCH 21 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
For a truly hilarious and horrible afternoon of nonsense, join the award-winning musical comedian Jay Foreman as he sings silly songs and recites potty poems about all the most hideous and heinous things you can think of.
For more information, visit www.farnhammaltings.com
SIP & PAINT / MARCH 21 / CELLAR MAGNEVAL, WOKING
For a casual afternoon of culture, spend your Saturday afternoon from midday until 3 pm at this Sip and Paint event at the continentally-inspired Cellar Magneval in Woking. Sip from a wide choice of wines stocked behind the bar, and paint a beautiful piece with guidance from local artist Yana Lynch.
For more information, visit www.cellarmagneval.com
GRAYSHOTT FOLK CLUB: THE SIOBHAN MILLER BAND / MARCH 21 / GRAYSHOTT VILLAGE HALL
Winner of the BBC Radio Young Folk award, Siobhan Miller, arrives at Grayshott Folk Club with her band to play her unique interpretations of classic and contemporary folk songs. Support comes from former Grayshott residents Lyre.
For more information, visit www.grayshottfolkclub.co.uk
VOLKSWORLD SHOW / MARCH 21 – 22 / SANDOWN PARK, ESHER
Keen on the Camper? Big on the Beetle? Lovers of these cult classic motor machines should take note as Volksworld returns to Sandown Park, Esher. Expect a gargantuan amount of gasoline guzzling mean machines, trade stands, swapmeet tables, live music, VW entertainment and more, held throughout the course of this two-day festival.
For more information, visit www.volksworld.com
INDIAN COOKERY CLASS: YOUR FAVOURITE CURRIES / MARCH 21 / CHAKRA RIVERSIDE, KINGSTON
Learn from one of the finest chefs on the Indian restaurant scene, and join Executive Chef Satyabrat Jena for his monthly cookery classes taking place at Chakra Riverside restaurant in Kingston. This March spend the morning discovering how to make your favourite curries, before wowing friends and family, with your new-found culinary skills.
For more information, visit www.chakra.restaurant
BROOKLANDS MINI DAY / MARCH 22 / BROOKLANDS MUSEUM, WEYBRIDGE
Mad about your Mini? All types of Minis are invited to Brooklands Museum for the annual Mini Day Event, held in celebration of this mighty machine. From the oldest to the newest, catch some true automotive classics in action on Test Hill. In addition,there will be several stands selling memorabilia, parts and spares.
For more information, visit www.brooklandsmuseum.com
LOST IN MUSIC / MARCH 22 / THEATRE ROYAL, WINDSOR
Get Lost in Music and be transported back in time to the disco dancing sounds of the 70s. Relive some of the greatest songs of all time from artists such as Donna Summer, Gloria Gaynor, Earth, Wind & Fire, Sister Sledge and Chic, and lose yourself in a night of live music at Theatre Royal, Windsor.
For more information, visit www.theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk