WHAT’S ON THIS WEEK IN SURREY?
Need to get out of the house? It’s that time of the week again where we give you all the cultural goods you need to survive another week here on planet earth. Be inspired by the county’s bounty of treats, call up your buddy(s) and get some dates in the diary…
GREASE / SEPTEMBER 7 – 11 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
Whip out your leather jackets and pink-bombers and join Rydell High’s finest, as Danny and Sandy are unexpectedly reunited after some summer lovin’. Will they be able to rekindle the flame, or will ego and grease get in the way? Enjoy songs from one of the finest soundtracks to belong to the stage and screen and get your Grease Lightning on as you go on an electrifying journey in Woking this September. Grease IS the word. The word that you heard.
For more information, visit atgtickets.com
RHS GARDEN WISLEY FLOWER SHOW / SEPTEMBER 7 – 12 / RHS GARDEN, WISLEY
If you, like many, have developed some green fingers in the past year or so, then you might be looking for some inspiration in order to freshen things up in your garden. One of RHS Garden, Wisley’s flagship events, enjoy a range of floral displays, expert talks and much more. Tickets must be booked in advance.
For more information, visit rhs.org.uk
INTO THE WOODS: PARENT & CHILD FOREST SCHOOL / SEPTEMBER 10 – OCTOBER 15 / PAINSHILL PARK, COBHAM
Every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday, parents and children can head to scenic Painshill Park for a morning or afternoon of Forest School. From 10 am – 11.30 am or 1 pm – 2.30 pm, spend time in the great outdoors and participate in a range of really wild bushcraft activities in a fun and safe environment. From sensory free play in the woods to songs and stories around the campfire, let nature nurture your wild child and book your space today.
For more information, visit painshill.co.uk
HASLEMERE WALKING FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 10 – 11 / HASLEMERE
One foot in front of the other and repeat with gayful joy. After the success of last year’s inaugural festival, the Haslemere Walking Festival returns. An excellent opportunity for people to learn about Haslemere’s history and wildlife while enjoying some of the charming walking areas both within Haslemere and the surrounding countryside.
For more information, visit haslemere.com
SWEATER WEATHER / SEPTEMBER 10 – 11 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
‘Tis the season to awaken our woolly friends from their summertime hibernation and welcome the humble sweater back to our wardrobes. Whether your persuasion lies with a pullover or you like to have a jolly jape in your jumper, celebrate Sweater Weather at Farnham Maltings this month. Enjoy two days of talks, workshops, stalls and more. Booking in advance is a must.
For more information, visit farnhammaltings.com
Surrey Hills Wood Fair / September 11 – 12 / Fish Pond Copse, Cranleigh
For lovers of lumber, gorgeous grains and wonderfully whittled wood, the Surrey Hills Wood Fair takes place at scenic Fish Pond Copse in Cranleigh Showground. Packed with all the traditional charm of a rural day out in the Surrey Hills, visitors can expect a fun day for the family, with workshops and demonstrations taking place throughout the weekend. Discover a world of wood, with stalls to browse and buy from and refreshments from local food and drink producers to keep you sustained and suitably refreshed.
For more information, visit surreyhills.org
ART CLUB: PLEIN AIR PAINTING / SEPTEMBER 11 / WATTS GALLERY ARTISTS’ VILLAGE, COMPTON
Aimed at 13 – 18-year-olds with a penchant for paint, wander over to Watts Gallery Artists’ Village on the outskirts of Guildford and spend the morning painting in the great outdoors. Led by Royal Drawing School alumnus and artist Tim Patrick, students will work with paints at an easel, try painting Plein air (outside), experimenting with different ways to capture light, colour and nature with paints.
For more information, visit wattsgallery.org.uk
TWILIGHT RUNAWAY CHALLENGE / SEPTEMBER 11 / BLACKBUSHE AIRPORT, CAMBERLEY
Whether you fancy running it, cycling, skating it, or even scooting it, head for Blackbushe Airport this September and participate in the Twilight Runway Challenge. Choose from distances of 3k, 5k or 10k before taking to the runway and raising money to support local causes.
For more information, visit twilightchallenge.co.uk
BOOKHAM FOOD FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 11 / BOOKHAM BARN HALL & FIELD
A family-friendly, food-centric date awaits your diaries this month as the Bookham Food Festival sets up camp for the day at Bookham Barn Hall and Field. Featuring local produce, international cuisine, and cooking demonstrations, those who wish to quench their thirst will also be treated to a bar serving beers, ales, wine and Gin from the local’s fine array of breweries and distilleries.
For more information, visit bookhamfoodfestival.co.uk
WALTON FOLK FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 11 / RIVERHOUSE BARN ARTS CENTRE, WALTON ON THAMES
Fancy some folk music this month? Featuring a fantastic line-up of established bands alongside up and coming artists, catch the likes of The Trials of Cato, Jacob and Drinkwater, Kim Lowings and the Greenwood, Odette Michell and many more. Space is limited, which means you must book a ticket quick to avoid disappointment.
For more information, visit riverhousebarn.com
JAY FOREMAN’S DISGUSTING SONGS FOR REVOLTING CHILDREN / SEPTEMBER 11 / THE SHED, WHITEHILL & BORDON
Fancy a fun day out with the family? For a truly hilarious and horrible afternoon of nonsense, join the award-winning musical comedian Jay Foreman as he sings silly songs and recites potty poems about all the most hideous and heinous things you can imagine. Ideal for kids aged 5+
For more information, visit theshedwb.com
SURREY CHILLI FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 11 / WALTON-ON-THAMES CRICKET CLUB
Have your taste buds got what it takes to sample some fiery foodstuff? Taking place at Walton-On-Thames Cricket Club, enjoy a chilli-themed day and perusing the different stalls showcasing the very best in chilli-infused food and drink.
For more information, visit thelocalfoodfestival.com
SURREY GIN FEST / SEPTEMBER 11 / LOSELEY PARK, GUILDFORD
If you’re bonkers about the botanical brilliance of Gin, then go ahead and celebrate this September by attending the Surrey Gin Fest held at Loseley Park. Heralded as the UK’s biggest Gin Festival, as well as Gin, Gin and more Gin, attendees will also get to sample the delights of local artisan food stalls and live entertainment from the main stage. So what are you waiting for? See you at the bar.
For more information visit, surreyginfest.com
FARNHAM PILGRIM MARATHON / SEPTEMBER 12 / THE SANDS, FARNHAM
The fantastic thing about running events in Surrey is that you’re never short of a decent view or two. This September, the Farnham Pilgrim Marathon and Half Marathon are back as runners’ race from The Sands in Farnham to the halfway marker of St. Martha’s Church in Guildford and back. For those of you looking for more of a meander, participants can take part in a family walk. Celebrations aplenty take place at the finish line with bacon sandwiches and plenty to keep supporters and spectators entertained throughout the day.
For more information, visit farnhampilgrim.org.uk
JOHN LYDON – I COULD BE WRONG, I COULD BE RIGHT / SEPTEMBER 12 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
He might be wrong, he might be right, but what we do know is that one of the original punks, the enigmatic and iconic Sex Pistols frontman John Lydon – aka Johnny Rotten – takes to the stage of the Rose Theatre in Kingston for a night of observations on life’s latest offerings. Coinciding with the publication of his most recent book by the same name, expect an insightful night that may or may not put a smile on your face.
For more information, visit rosetheatre.org
THE ART PARLOUR / SEPTEMBER 13 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
This September, Hundred Watt Club returns to The Boileroom for a risqué rendezvous with you and your sketch pads. Typically purveyors of some pretty awesome burlesque and vaudeville events get a slice of the action and capture the form of one of Hundred Watt Clubs performers as they strike a pose or two for you in this intimate life-drawing session. Always a sell-out, book a ticket and get drawing.
For more information, visit theboileroom.net
ADVENTURES OF A YORKSHIRE SHEPHERDESS / SEPTEMBER 14 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Originally appearing on Ben Fogle’s epic adventure show New Lives in the Wild, the Yorkshire Shepherdess will take us on her journey from an early career in modelling to the challenges and beauty of shepherding her herds of sheep (and children) in the Yorkshire Dales. Funny, charming and heartwarming, ‘Adventures of a Yorkshire Shepherdess’ is perfect for anyone who’s ever dreamt of starting a new life in the country.
For more information, visit glive.co.uk
TONY LAW / SEPTEMBER 15 / BELLERBY STUDIO, G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Tony Law identifies as a Hominid. Homo Sapiens, Neanderthal, Indo-European horse tribesman, an Englishman, a Canadian, a norn iron man and a Trinidadian and a Tobagonian. A dog, a dog owner, owned by a dog, a surrealist, an absurdist and an artist who is comedy of person. A parent, a thrower, a catcher, a reader and a farmer. Expect the absurd, expect your face to hurt, enjoy the comic genius of the one they call Tony Law.
For more information, visit glive.co.uk
DUDE FOOD COOKERY COURSE / SEPTEMBER 16 / ABINGER COOKERY SCHOOL
Are you a dude? Fed up of getting to the kitchen and not having a clue what to do? If your lack of culinary skills has been bringing you down, then fear not, for the educationally-minded folk of The Abinger Cookery School have the perfect antidote to your woes. From pulled pork and sticky ribs to super sauces and delicious deserts, sign up for this one-day cookery course and learn how to make a range of delectable dishes to wow your nearest and dearest with.
For more information, visit abingercookeryschool.com
INVESTEC INTERNATIONAL MUSIC FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 16 – 25 / SURREY HILLS
Celebrating world-class music performed in the Surrey Hills, the Investec International Music Festival returns this September after an extended hiatus. Featuring an array of classical talent performing at intimate and atmospheric venues throughout Surrey featured performers include; Paula Chateauneuf, Jess Gillam, Wu Qian & Juho Pohjonen, Alexander Sitkovetsky and The Tallis Scholars.
For more information, visit iimf.co.uk
TEZ ILYAS: THE VICKED TOUR / SEPTEMBER 17 / BELLERBY STUDIO, G LIVE, GUILDFORD
We’re all in need of a laugh, right? Join Tez as he uses his trademark silly, smart and subversive humour to celebrate all we still have. Expect mega laughs, happy groans and cheeky provocations, as Tez guarantees a vicked time at the Bellerby Studio at G Live in Guildford this month.
For more information, visit glive.co.uk
THE BUDAPEST CAFE ORCHESTRA / SEPTEMBER 17 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Get set for a cacophony of colourful sounds as The Budapest Café Orchestra unleashes a blistering barrage of traditional folk and gypsy flavoured music, as well as their own creative imaginings of some of the biggest tunes. Expect big sounds from an orchestra of just four.
For more information, visit electric.theatre
ED BYRNE: IF I’M HONEST / SEPTEMBER 18 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
A regular on shows such as Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Top Gear and QI, stand-up comedian Ed Byrne is back on the road with his brand new show. Taking a long hard look at himself, Ed will try to unravel whether any of his character traits are worth passing on to his kids. Live the legacy, and join Ed at the Farnham Maltings this month.
For more information, visit farnhammaltings.com
CAMBERLEY COMEDY FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 18 / LONDON ROAD REC, CAMBERLEY
Get out for a giggle and head for London Road Rec in Camberley and be greeted by a magical marquee containing no less than four cracking comedians for the second annual Camberley Comedy Festival. Featuring funny folk Lou Sanders, Lucy Pearman, Kae Kurd and Tom Deacon.
For more information, visit camberleytheatre.co.uk
GUILDFORD GAG HOUSE COMEDY CLUB / SEPTEMBER 18 / THE BACK ROOM OF THE STAR INN, GUILDFORD
Guildford Gag House is officially back, bringing you your monthly instalment of comedy. Regularly providing smile-seekers with a night that will be sure to make you burst into your very best cackle, be entertained by a line-up that includes Raymond and Mr Timpkins Review, Andrew Ryan, Paul Kerensa and Don Biswas!
For more information, visit guildfordfringe.com
WEY RIVER FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 18 / DAPDUE WHARF, GUILDFORD
September sees the celebration of World River Day, aiming to raise awareness of the importance these waterways play in our lives. So support your local river and head to Dapdune Wharf in Guildford for the Wey River Festival. Enjoy a fun day for the family beside the banks of the River Wey. The day will run from 11 am until 10 pm with plenty of activities planned for the day, as well as food and drink and, of course, a bounty of riverboats.
For more information, visit nationaltrust.org.uk
GODALMING TOWN SHOW & CARNIVAL / SEPTEMBER 18 / GODALMING HIGH STREET
Prepare to party as carnival comes to Godalming for a day of dancing and celebration. Then, join the sci-fi-themed carnival procession and head to the entertainment arena for further festivities and family fun.
For more information, visit godalmingtownshow.co.uk
THE FOX ULTRA / SEPTEMBER 18 / THE FOX WAY
Starting at 7 am, The Fox Ultra is back for a 62km circular ultra-run route around Guildford. Organised by the award-winning AAT Events, enjoy this scenic concourse in the Surrey countryside this September and get set for some breath-taking views as you climb the famed Surrey Hills. from woodlands, grasslands and farmlands to the river-side scenery, if you like a spot of the countryside with your long-distance running, then this is the race for you.
For more information, visit aat-events.com
HOP HARVEST FESTIVAL & TEA PARTY / SEPTEMBER 18 + 19 / HOGS BACK BREWERY, TONGHAM
‘ Tis the time of year to harvest! Head to the marvellous world of the famed Hogs Back Brewery in Tongham for a right proper Hop Harvest Festival this weekend. On Saturday, enjoy a day of beer, music and street food, and on Sunday, bring the family along for the Hop Harvest TEA Party. As is the tradition at the brewery, a batch of their very special Green T.E.A will be available; brewed with the freshest of hops, this distinct beaker of green beer will go down a treat! Expect good times.
For more information, visit hogback.co.uk
HASLEMERE FOOD FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 18 / LION GREEN, HASLEMERE
A celebration of local produce sourced from Surrey, Sussex and Hampshire, the Haslemere Food Festival returns to Lion Green in Haslemere this month, ready to wow foodies with a haven of gastronomic goodies and much more. Taking place from 10 am – 4 pm, entry is free, which makes this the perfect day out for the whole family.
For more information, visit haslemere.com
BIRIYANI AND BUBBLES / SEPTEMBER 19 / ALBURY ORGANIC VINEYARD
Silent Pool based food and drink aficionados Albury Organic Vineyard and Mandira’s Kitchen team up to present a Sunday lunch of Biriyani and Bubbles. Sounds great, right? Tuck into a sumptuous three-course menu of crisp samosas, fresh biriyani and Bombay ice cream while you gently sip away on some of Albury Estate’s Classic Cuvée. Spaces get snapped up quick, so you know what to do – save yourself a seat at the table today.
For more information, visit alburyvineyard.com
FIREWALK / SEPTEMBER 19 / FARNBOROUGH BUSINESS PARK
Can you handle the heat of rosy red hot coals beneath your feet? Feel the fiery coals underfoot and raise the much-needed money for local charity Phyllis Tuckwell Hospice. Taking place on the Farnborough Business Park, do you dare take on the path of coals that lay in front of you? Walkers must be aged 16 and over. Sign up online to reserve your spot on the hot stuff.
For more information, visit pth.org.uk