THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT
Ready for some fun? We see you! This month’s ‘That’s Entertainment’ feature is a whopper. From nights out at the theatre and the latest in live music, to craft festivals, comedy clubs and a splatter of outdoor events just in-time for the Indian Summer that we’ve all been sitting and waiting for so patiently. Without further ado, let’s find out what’s on in Surrey this month.
VANYA / AUGUST 28 – SEPTEMBER 2 / RICHMOND THEATRE
This Autumn, Andrew Scott features in Simon Stephens’ adaptation of Anton Chekhov’s masterpiece. Director Sam Yates and Designer Rosanna Vize bring this classic tale of love, art, sex, and attempted murder to life with performances at Richmond Theatre from August 28 – September 2, followed by a highly anticipated run at the Duke of York’s Theatre from September 15 – October 21 2023.
For more information, visit atgtickets.com/richmond
GAG HOUSE COMEDY CLUBS / SEPTEMBER 1 + 16 / GODALMING, CAMBERLEY + GUILDFORD
Gag House Comedy Clubs are back after their summer holidays. ‘Hurrah’s’ and ‘Haha’s’ in equal measures, catch the latest names in stand-up comedy as monthly giggles return to Godalming, Camberley and Guildford.
For more information, visit gaghousecomedy.com
OPEN AIR CINEMA: HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN / SEPTEMBER 1 / GATTON PARK, REIGATE
Overlooking the oh-so-pretty Gatton Park, bring a blanket and sit under the stars for a magical evening watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Arrive early for cocktails, food and live music before lying back and waiting for the movie to start.
For more information, visit gattonpark.co.uk
ED BYRNE: TRAGEDY PLUS TIME / SEPTEMBER 3 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
Attributed to Mark Twain, humour is defined as Tragedy Plus Time. Come and join Ed as he tests that formula by mining the most tragic event in his life for laughs at Kingston’s Rose Theatre this month.
For more information, visit rosetheatre.org
RHS GARDEN WISLEY FLOWER SHOW / SEPTEMBER 5 – 10 / RHS GARDEN, WISLEY
The annual RHS Garden Wisley Flower Show returns this month, promising an exquisite array of flora. Expect exceptional displays, specialist nurseries, inspirational expert talks and your chance to buy something special for your very own garden.
For more information, visit rhs.org.uk
FASCINATING AIDA / SEPTEMBER 5 / CAMBERLEY THEATRE
Celebrating 40 years on the road in 2023, Dillie, Liza and Adèle, Britain’s raciest and sassiest musical cabaret trio, are bringing their brand-new show to theatres across the UK. Arriving at Camberley this September, expect a raucous and naughty night.
For more information, visit camberleytheatre.co.uk
HERITAGE OPEN DAYS / SEPTEMBER 8 – 17 / EVERYWHERE
Throughout the country, sites of historical significance will open their doors to the public as part of the Heritage Open Days scheme. From Painshill Park to Woking Palace, discover Surrey’s hidden history and heritage while discovering hidden gems on your doorstep this September.
For more information, visit heritageopendays.org.uk
UNRAVEL…AUTUMN / SEPTEMBER 8 – 9 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
‘Tis the season for crafty, sew and sews and knitting enthusiasts to unite and descend upon Farnham Maltings for the knitting fiesta, Unravel Autumn. Featuring a programme of bookable workshops, talks and demonstrations led by UK and International experts and a marketplace of over 70 quality exhibitors selling yarn and fibre accessories. So roll up and meet like-minded lovers of darn good yarn.
For more information, visit farnhammaltings.com
PUBLIC SERVICE BROADCASTING – SIGNING SESSION / SEPTEMBER 8 / BANQUET RECORDS, KINGSTON
Public Service Broadcasting are back with a brand new album, This New Noise. And to celebrate, they’re holding a signing session at the esteemed purveyor of music, Kingston’s Banquet Records. The album, This New Noise, is the newly remixed and remastered live recording of their acclaimed 2022 BBC Proms show at London’s Royal Albert Hall. Snap up a copy and get it signed at the same time. Buy your copy and book your space in the queue online.
For more information, visit banquetrecords.com
CABARET NIGHT WITH BAMBI BANG BANG / SEPTEMBER 8 / FALLEN ANGEL, GUILDFORD
For a sumptuous and naughty night on the tiles, head to Guildford’s cabaret bar, Fallen Angel, for a Night with Bambi Bang Bang. The hostess with the mostess, expect song, silliness, sauciness and sass from this absolute QUEEN! Free entry; however, booking online is required.
For more information, visit fallenangelbar.com
ROCKEOKE / SEPTEMBER 8 / THE FIGHTING COCKS, KINGSTON
Like the idea of Karaoke, but are just too darn punk rock to belt out some Kelly Clarkson? Well, even if you are a punk rocker who loves to belt out some Kelly Clarkson, get a fix of the heavy stuff with Rockeoke over at The Fighting Cocks in Kingston.
For more information, visit the-fighting-cocks.co.uk
OUTDOOR CINEMA: BAZ LUHRMANN’S ELVIS / SEPTEMBER 9 / THE MEATH, GODALMING
Raise money for The Meath Epilepsy Charity and enjoy this outdoor cinema screening of Baz Lurhrmann’s modern classic. Expect a rhinestone-studded evening with pre-screening songs from the rocking Meath Choir. Why not come early and bring a picnic and drinks or treat yourself to snacks and treats fit for the king himself?! This larger-than-life biopic follows the bitter-sweet life of Elvis Presley, from his childhood to becoming a rock and movie star in the 1950s while maintaining a complex relationship with his manager, Colonel Tom Parker. Book your tickets now!
For more information, visit meath.org.uk
DRYPOINT ETCHING / SEPTEMBER 9 / THE LIGHTBOX, WOKING
Fancy making your very own Drypoint Etching? “A what?” you say. One of the oldest printmaking techniques, drypoint etching produces fine and velvet-rich lines and is printed on dampened paper through an etching press. Head for The Lightbox in Woking and let artist Richenda Court ARE. will lead the class and take you through the process.
For more information, visit thelightbox.org.uk
TROPICANA NIGHTS 80s / SEPTEMBER 9 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Let’s face it – the 80s had some of the best bangers ever written. So if you are looking for a fun-filled evening of pure 80s music and dancing for the over 25s to help you make it through September, look no further! Indulge yourselves in pure 80s heaven at Guildford’s G Live.
For more information, visit glive.co.uk
THE HYPNOTIST: RED RAW / SEPTEMBER 9 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
The Hypnotist: Red Raw is a brand new show with Hypnotist Robert Temple where volunteers from the audience unlock their imaginations and create a once-in-a-lifetime show of improvised comedy under the influence of hypnosis – live on stage. Things will be imagined, people’s identities forgotten, changed, and their reality completely altered. All in the spirit of a ruddy good laugh.
For more information, visit yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
WAR OF THE WORLDS (ON A BUDGET) / SEPTEMBER 9 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Step aside, HG Wells, take a break, Jeff Wayne, and go back to your trailer Tom Cruise, Lamphouse is tackling War of the Worlds, and they’re doing it…..on a budget! War of Worlds (on a budget) features one actor, a loop pedal, lots of cardboard, many, many hats and at least two absolutely terrifying (definitely not made out of paper) tripod puppets. Featuring a full soundtrack of brand new music and paying homage to HG Wells’ story with a few extra silly additions, War of the Worlds (on a budget) is the musical comedy action adventure we didn’t know we needed!
For more information, visit electric.theatre
PRIDE IN SURREY / SEPTEMBER 9 / TOWN CENTRE + PRIORY PARK, REIGATE
Celebrate love, inclusion and diversity as Pride in Surrey arrives in Reigate this September. Take part in the celebrations with a parade through the town centre before venturing onto Priory Park for further festivities. A free event where all are welcome – enjoy live music, food and drink, and a youth zone for the kids. Get your free tickets online.
For more information, visit prideinsurrey.org
SH*T FACED SHAKESPEARE – MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING / SEPTEMBER 13 / EPSOM PLAYHOUSE
The smash-hit, internationally acclaimed, multi-sell-out fringe phenomenon that is Sh*t-faced Shakespeare is touring the UK with one of Shakespeare’s most loved plays: Much Ado About Nothing. Why sh*t-faced? While an altogether serious adaptation of Shakespeare attempts to take place, one actor selected randomly will be entirely intoxicated. What could go wrong? Find out at Epsom Playhouse this month.
For more information, visit epsomplayhouse.co.uk
POTTERY COURSE: HAND BUILDING & THROWING / SEPTEMBER 14 / WATTS GALLERY ARTISTS’ VILLAGE, COMPTON
Learn something new and sign up for this 6-week pottery course at the creative and historic hub of Watts Gallery Artists’ Village. Suitable for all levels, the course will cover a range of hand-building techniques, including pinch, slab and coil pots, and there will be an opportunity for throwing on the wheel. To complete your course, experiment with slip decorating and glaze finishes.
For more information, visit wattsgallery.org.uk
MIKE OLDFIELD’S TUBULAR BELLS – THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION / SEPTEMBER 15 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
Originally released on May 25 1973, the Tubular Bells The 50th Anniversary Celebration tour will feature an expansive live group arranged by Mike Oldfield’s long-term collaborator Robin A Smith. It will see Tubular Bells performed in full, along with further Oldfield compositions, touring across the UK. Get your tickets now for an evening of Tubular Bells!
For more information, visit atgtickets.com/woking
BUMPER BLYTON BY THE MAKE’ EM UPS / SEPTEMBER 15 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
A riotous improvised parody chock full of puns and innuendo in the style of the Nation’s favourite author, Enid Blyton. Come and delight in lashings of ginger beer, grab a cheeky tongue sandwich, or wrap your lips around a nice spotted dick! Cast yourself back to your childhood in a show that’s spontaneous and utterly unique every time, with this satirical take on childhood favourite books like The Famous Five and Mallory Towers.
For more information, visit farnhammaltings.com
HOGS BACK ROOTS: SETH LAKEMAN / SEPTEMBER 15 / HOGS BACK BREWERY, TONGHAM
You may or not know that the now famous local brewery Hogs Back have been holding some rather lovely live music soirees at their Tap Room in Tongham. Cool huh? What’s even better is that mega folk superstar, a certain Seth Lakeman, will be joining them this September to play some ditties for the discerning audience. Get tickets quick before a sell-out night.
For more information, visit hogsback.co.uk
FRED V / SEPTEMBER 15 / THIRTY3HZ, GUILDFORD
One half of Fred V and Grafix, Fred V arrives at Guildford’s boutique nightclub to serve up a serious helping of bass and electronic dance music. Having forged a successful solo career, Fred V brings the drum & bass vibes to Surrey this September. Get some tickets QUICK!
For more information, visit thirty3hz.com
ONE OUT FESTIVAL / SEPTEMBER 16 / APPS COURT FARM, WALTON-ON-THAMES
Get fresh and dance the day away at the One Out Festival at Apps Court Farm in Walton. Featuring a mega line-up of artists from the world of bass music, expect a line-up consisting of; Mike Skinner, Franky Wah, Eli Brown, Paul Woolford, Sam Divine, Flava D, Danny Howard, P Money & Whiney, Mele and many, many more! Tickets are running low, so snap some up, pronto.
For more information, visit oneout.co.uk
WRITER’S SALOON / SEPTEMBER 16 / NEW HOUSE ART SPACE, GUILDFORD
Love words? Love playing with them and forming sentences of some description? Giddy up and head for the Writer’s Saloon at New House Art Space in Guildford. A free monthly meetup for writers of all disciplines to talk about their work, receive feedback, and meet friendly faces.
For more information, visit newhouse.art
KANE FM PRESENTS: DUB BY THE RIVER / SEPTEMBER 16 / THE ROW BARGE, GUILDFORD
It’s all things roots, reggae and dub as we join community radio station Kane FM’s DJs at The Rowbarge Pub in Guildford. Complete with Caribbean BBQ, face painting for kids and plenty of rub-a-dub tunes, catch regular Kane FM reggae dons Boom & Bass, Da Vinci Sound System Pablo Mac and Kaya M spinning the tunes.
For more information, visit kanefm.com
SHOWSTOPPER! THE IMPROVISED MUSICAL / SEPTEMBER 16 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
Feeling spontaneous? Arriving at Kingston’s Rose Theatre for a unique performance, the Olivier Award-winning show Showstoppers takes the audiences’ suggestions and magically transforms them into a whirlwind musical extravaganza. Packed with drama, lyricism and laughter, every night sees a brand new hit musical waiting to be unleashed.
For more information, visit rosetheatre.org
GEORGIA MEEK / SEPTEMBER 16 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
British alt-pop artist Georgia Meek made her explosive entrance onto the UK music scene with her critically acclaimed single ‘Bare’, quickly thrusting her Spotify audience into figures just south of half a million. Arriving at The Boileroom this September, snap up a ticket, like now, for a night of the latest in live music.
For more information, visit theboileroom.net
TOM ALLEN: COMPLETELY / SEPTEMBER 16 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
Tom Allen has finally moved out of his parent’s house, which has been great news for him, better news for department stores and even better news for his latest stand-up tour as he’s eager to share his life updates, get your opinions on his vegetable patch and delve into the protocol of inviting friends with children for dinner. Get tickets quick before it sells out.
For more information, visit atgtickets.com/woking
BARB JUNGR AND HER TRIO – MY MARQUEE / SEPTEMBER 16 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Described as “Britain’s most gifted song stylist” and “one of Europe’s most intriguing and intelligent interpreters of the contemporary song”, multi-award-winning vocalist Barb Jungr has successfully combined the intricacies of cabaret with the power of jazz to create a unique concept of popular music. This new collection, “Barb Jungr My Marquee”, is also the name of Barb’s recent album, with Jenny Carr on piano, Dudley Phillips on bass and Jonathan Lee on drums.
For more information, visit electric.theatre
BANQUET RECORDS PRESENT: ASH / SEPTEMBER 18 / PRYZM, KINGSTON
90s indie rockers Ash are back. Arriving at PRYZm in Kingston this month to celebrate the release of their new album titled ‘Race The Night’ for a night of new and nostalgic hits. What would be an acoustic set has been upgraded for a proper rock show, and we can’t wait! Get tickets quick before a sell-out night.
For more information, visit banquetrecords.com
42ND STREET / SEPTEMBER 18 – 23 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING
It’s big… it’s bright… it’s a brand-spanking new production of ‘the original showbiz musical,’ 42nd Street, starring Samantha Womack as Dorothy Brock, alongside Michael Praed as Julian Marsh, Faye Tozer as Maggie Jones, Les Dennis as Bert Barry and Nicole-Lily Baisden as Peggy Sawyer. Get set for a trip downtown at Woking’s New Victoria Theatre this September.
For more information, visit atgtickets.com/woking
OUTSIDE THE BOX COMEDY CLUB / SEPTEMBER 18 / CORNERHOUSE THEATRE, SURBITON
Get your giggle on and head for the CornerHouse Theatre in Surbiton for the Outside The Box Comedy Club. This month catch sets from Milton Jones, Maff Brown and more.
For more information, visit outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk
WOOD & LINOCUT PRINTING / SEPTEMBER 21 / WEST HORSLEY PLACE
Get creative and take part in this workshop to discover the high contrast and bold aesthetic of Wood and Linocut printing. Taking place at West Horsley Place, learn how to design an image, render it onto a wood or lino block, and use cutting tools to carve your design. You will then ink and print your block by hand onto a selection of papers. Sign up online and discover your new favourite pastime.
For more information, visit westhorsleyplace.org
CONTEMPORARY ART FAIR / SEPTEMBER 22 – 24 / SANDOWN PARK RACECOURSE, ESHER
This September, the Contemporary Arts Fair comes to Sandown Park in Esher for a weekend of exhibitions, workshops, and demonstrations. Peruse and purchase unique works of art and meet the artists themselves. From £40 to £4,000, find something that meets your budget and be inspired by contemporary art.
For more information, visit contemporaryartfairs.co.uk
BEAT: TOM FORD / SEPTEMBER 22 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD
Get set for a night of exceptional live music as Tom Ford arrives at The Boileroom in Guildford as part of Guildford Jazz’s Beat series. Coming from a predominantly Hip Hop / Alt Jazz rooted music scene, and having previously written, performed and worked with the likes of Col3trane, Sam Barsh (Kayne West, Kendrick Lemar, ASAP Rocky), Chris Dave, Keynon Harrold, Johannes Klahr (Drake), Wayne Hector, Santigold, Nate Fox, Maths Time Joy, Poppy Ajudha, Reuben James, Idris Elba – expect much more to come from Tom Ford and his solo project this year.
For more information, visit theboileroom.net
SURREY HILLS ARTISAN MARKET / SEPTEMBER 23 – 24 / PAINSHILL, COBHAM
Come and meet over 40 Surrey Hills Artisans at this special Artisan market at Painshill. Browse handmade arts and crafts, sample locally made food and drink and meet a wide selection of exceptional artisans, all based in the Surrey Hills.
For more information, visit painshill.co.uk
GRAYSHOTT FOLK CLUB PRESENT: SILVERBLUES / SEPTEMBER 23 / GRAYSHOTT VILLAGE HALL
Fancy some folk? It’s folkin’ good folk at that! This gig marks the opening of Grayshott Folk Club’s 2023/2024 Season and features some of the UK’s favourite and longstanding Folk/Rock musicians. Featuring members from Lindisfarne and Fairport Convention, their pedigree and heritage are almost without equal, and they will perform favourite songs from the repertoires of both of the aforementioned bands. This gig will showcase the talents of this collective and allow us a rare opportunity to hear some of our favourite songs from two of the UK’s most enduring and loved bands. Get tickets quick!
For more information, visit grayshottfolkclub.co.uk
PETER PAN GOES WRONG / SEPTEMBER 23 – OCTOBER 1 / RICHMOND THEATRE
Far from being the traditional festive pantomime, Peter Pan Goes Wrong follows the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society members as they wrestle with production mishaps and cast disputes while preparing for their seasonal epic. Fast becoming a global phenomenon, get tickets while you can and enjoy an evening of epic comedy at Richmond Theatre this September.
For more information, visit atgtickets.com/richmond
CAPTAIN SANDY LIVE! / SEPTEMBER 23 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Permission to come aboard! Get the low down on what happens Below Deck, as TV’s favourite Captain Sandy arrives on-stage at Guildford’s Yvonne Arnaud Theatre this month. Direct from the West End, join the undeniable star of the smash hit reality series Below Deck Mediterranean to discover everything you want to know about life at the helm.
For more information, visit yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
WIFI WARS / SEPTEMBER 23 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Get in on the game show action at Guildford’s G Live as Wi-Fi Wars returns with the live comedy game show where you all play along! Log in with your smartphone or tablet and compete in a range of games, puzzles and quizzes to win the show and prizes!
For more information, visit glive.co.uk
ROBERT WHITE – THAT GAY AUTISTIC KEYBOARD TANK TOP GUY / SEPTEMBER 27 / G LIVE, BELLERBY STUDIO, GUILDFORD
Robert White, runner-up in Britain’s Got Talent 2018, is warming up ahead of a national tour. He’s the only gay, Aspergic, quarter-Welsh comic on the British comedy scene, and he’ll be arriving at G Live’s Bellerby Studio this month. Get some tickets and have a giggle.
For more information, visit glive.co.uk
FIONA ALLEN – ON THE RUN / SEPTEMBER 28 / ELECTRIC THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Double Emmy Award winner and star of ‘Smack The Pony’ Fiona Allen, is touring her debut stand-up show. Like most working mums, since her children were born, she hasn’t had a moment for herself. Now free, she has tried new hobbies, new places, and even attempting to get fit – difficult when your spirit animal is a sloth! With nowhere left to turn, she decided to go on the road as a stand-up. A show about family, marriage, and things that genuinely annoy her: it’s a show for everyone, even those passive-aggressive school mums…
For more information, visit electric.theatre
LYNCHPIN THEATRE PRESENTS: APPLES IN WINTER / SEPTEMBER 28 / MILL STUDIO, YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Miriam’s son committed a horrendous crime. He’s been on death row for 22 years. In seven hours, the state will execute him. As is the tradition, he is granted a last meal. He asks for his mother’s apple pie. In the powerful, award-winning play Apples in Winter, Miriam shows us how to make the perfect pie as she grapples with what happened 22 years ago. Actor Edie Campbell plays the mother in a performance that was a finalist in this year’s OFFIE Awards in a production directed by Claire Parker.
For more information, visit yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
SHOOTING HEDDA GABLER / SEPTEMBER 29 – OCTOBER 21 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
A Rose Original Production in association with The Norwegian Ibsen Company, Shooting Hedda Gabler is a radical and affectionate adaptation of Henrik Ibsen’s Hedda Gabler, written by Nina Segal and directed by Jeff James (Persuasion), about doing whatever is necessary to get the shot. Expect a suspense-filled night in Kingston this month.
For more information, visit rosetheatre.org
JENNY ECLAIR: SIXTY PLUS (FFS!) / SEPTEMBER 30 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
Having hit 60 (but still a year younger than Madonna), Jenny Eclair, AKA ‘The Face of Vagisan’, confronts a new decade of decrepitude. Now that it takes 20 minutes of scrolling down to find her DOB when she’s filling in forms online, should she celebrate or crawl into a hole? What will her 60s hold for this 1960s babe, and is it a legal requirement to buy Nordic walking poles? Catch Jenny reveal all (not literally) at Farnham Maltings this month.
For more information, visit farnhammaltings.com
GUILDFORD BOOK FESTIVAL / OCTOBER 1 – 18 / VARIOUS LOCATIONS, GUILDFORD
The Guildford Book Festival is back to provide literary lovers with an array of readings and events from some of the country’s finest writers and personalities. Now in its 34th year, this year’s Festival highlights include History Day at West Horsley Place featuring Alison Weir, Tracy Borman, Simon Heffer and Martin Willams. Festival favourite and Sunday Times number one bestselling Kate Mosse will discuss her new novel, The Ghost Ship, an epic tale of courageous women struggling to survive in a man’s world, and New York Times bestselling Dan Jones returns to the Festival with his Essex Dogs sequel, Wolves of Winter. And there will also be an opportunity to hear from Judy Murray, former Scottish international tennis player and Strictly Come Dancing contestant, who comes to the Festival with her debut novel, The Wild Card.
For more information, visit guildfordbookfestival.co.uk
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