WHAT’S ON THIS WEEK IN SURREY?
Hands up if you want something awesome to do this week. The good news is that there’s loads to do. The bad news? You’re going to struggle to pick just what to do! Find out what’s on in Surrey this week with our guide to going out.
MEN’S FIRE CIRCLE / JULY 8 + 10 / BUCKLAND PARK LAGOON, BETCHWORTH
A supportive space for men to come together, connect and explore ideas that might help each other mentally, sign up and head for this Mens Fire Circle taking place at the scenic environs of Buckland Park Lagoon this month. Limited spaces are available.
For more information, visit theshac.co.uk
ACCOLADE / JULY 9 – 13 / RICHMOND THEATRE
Step into the vibrant world of London’s intellectual elite, where the price of success is often too high to pay. Accolade follows the life of a celebrated writer on the verge of receiving a much-coveted award for his work. A gripping tale of ambition, scandal, and the harsh realities that lie beneath the surface of success.
For more information, visit atgtickets.com/richmond-theatre
POETRY WRITING WORKSHOP: NATURE POETRY / JULY 9 / PAINSHILL, COBHAM
Join Painshill’s Poet in Residence Nia Broomhall to use the beautiful surroundings of Painshill as inspiration for your own poems that explore your relationship with the natural world and the seasons. No previous writing experience necessary. Bring writing materials if you wish, but some will be provided.
For more information, visit painshill.co.uk
JOE WELLS: WORK IN PROGRESS / JULY 9 / THE BACK ROOM OF THE STAR INN, GUILDFORD
Joe and his wife want to have a baby. Statistically that baby is more than likely to be autistic.
Over 4.5m views online for his video ‘Having a non-autistic brother’. As seen on Rosie Jones’ Disability Comedy Extravaganza, BBC2’s Ouch! Storytelling Live and Channel 4’s Jokes Only a Neurodivergent Can Tell.
For more information, visit guildfordfringefestival.com
Mark Nicholas: This Is Not The Autistic You Are Looking For / JULY 9 / THE KEEP PUB, GUILDFORD
Mark is your atypical autist; he’s rubbish at maths, he can’t card count and, unlike Dustin Hoffman’s Rainman, he’s NOT an “excellent driver”. Come and find out how Mark nearly NOT got his diagnosis (to quote a childhood psychiatrist “he’s just copying his twin brother”), how he did NOT become a successful SEN Teacher and how he did NOT follow his family’s advice and entered the world of Stand Up Comedy. This is NOT the Autistic You are looking for. May The Aspie be with you…….
For more information, visit guildfordfringefestival.com
HELLFIRE COMEDY / JULY 11 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD
Rock up to Hellfire Comedy Club to be entertained by some of the hottest up-and-coming comedians. With a range of comedy styles, these emerging acts are fresh from the London circuit and give you a great opportunity to see some new stand-up talent right here in Guildford. Start your evening with a delicious curry prepared by our team of in-house chefs. Enjoy your curry with an ice-cold beer, glass of wine or soft drink – the perfect accompaniment to an evening of frivolity and laughter.
For more information, visit trafalgartickets.com/g-live-guildford
FOREST BATHING – LIGHT YOUR SPARK / JULY 12 / NOWER WOOD EDUCATIONAL RESERVE
Spend a relaxing morning in the woods being introduced to the concept of Forest Bathing. Science has proven that spending time in nature boosts our immune systems, reduces stress hormones, enhances mental wellbeing and bolsters our brain health. It can provide emotional healing, decrease blood pressure, improve general sleep-wake cycles, improve relationship skills, reduces stress and reduce aggression.
For more information, visit surreywildlifetrust.org
MILKSHAKE! LIVE – ON HOLIDAY! / JULY 12 – 14 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON
Milkshake! Live is back with a brand-new show! Join your favourite Milkshake! friends on Holiday with Chase and Marshall from Paw Patrol, Dora, Pip and Posy, Blue from Blues Clues and You!, Milo, Milkshake! Monkey plus two presenters for an all-new adventure!
For more information, visit rosetheatre.org
Drag Story Time With That Girl / JULY 13 / GUILDFORD LIBRARY
Join us at Guildford Library for a magical story time session with our fabulous Drag Queen, The Girl! Delight in enchanting tales, captivating performance and colourful characters in an inclusive and joyful atmosphere suitable for children of all ages. Let your imagination soar as we celebrate the magic of storytelling and the vibrant art of drag. Don’t miss this unforgettable event that promises fun, laughter, and plenty of sparkle! This family event is suitable for children of all ages. All children must be accompanied by an adult at all times.
For more information, visit guildfordfringefestival.com
MEGA SLAM / JULY 13 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD
Grab your foam finger, seat yourself in the Megaslam arena and get ready to witness jaw-dropping, edge-of-your-seat action. Designed for families, Megaslam‘s 2024 live tour features Team Nasty battling it out with Team Megaslam in a series of epic matches designed to get the whole family out of their seats and cheering on their favourites!
For more information, visit yvonne-arnaud.co.uk
HENRY VIII’S JOUST / JULY 13 – 14 + 20 – 21 / HAMPTON COURT PALACE
History’s most thrilling sport returns to its celebrated home of Hampton Court Palace this summer holiday. Be dazzled by a real Tudor joust at the home of Henry VIII – a famous jouster himself. You may even glimpse him participating in the event! Pick your favourite knight and cheer, jeer and follow all the fun of an epic face-off until one knight reigns supreme.
For more information, visit hrp.org.uk
JUNK ORCHESTRA / JULY 13 / RIVERHOUSE BARN ARTS CENTRE, WALTON
Encourage your kids to be eco-conscious with a trip to see Junk Orchestra. Rock out on a collection of upcycled objects, tuned and fabricated into supersonic fun. Travel the world in rhythm, discover spooky sounds for stories, become a star with solos & duets, and compose your ideas and jam with your parents! Spaces are limited, so book your space today.
For more information, visit riverhousebarn.co.uk
PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DISASTER / JULY 13 / FARNHAM MALTINGS
Surviving the early years of motherhood! A real story from a real mother. Priscilla Queen of the Disaster is brutally honest about being a mum. Motherhood isn’t just paying a photographer to take a perfect photo of your bundle of joy curled up in a basket. An incredibly honest and frank true story about the realities of parenting, all told by mother and natural storyteller, Susie.
For more information, visit farnhammaltings.com
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING / JULY 13 – 14 / CLAREMONT FAN COURT SCHOOL, ESHER
‘Friendship is constant in all other things, save in the office and affairs of love’. Shakespeare’s much loved comedy of wit and trickery set in an exotic land. Rose Theatre is proud to present this outdoor production set amongst the trees in the beautiful grounds of Claremont Fan Court School.
For more information, visit rosetheatre.org
TERRY ALDERTON & FRIENDS / JULY 13 / RIVERHOUSE BARN ARTS CENTRE, WALTON
With multiple 5 star reviews, award wins and nominations, Terry Alderton is here for an evening of funny, as he puts on a special night of comedy with friends! A two hour show where Terry will host and entertain you, along with two of his favourite comedians on the UK comedy circuit and rounding the evening off with a 30 minute non-stop gag fest rollercoaster ride through Terry’s mind!
For more information, visit riverhousebarn.co.uk
HURTWOOD ENDURO / JULY 14 / HURTWOOD INN, PEASLAKE
Ready to test your endurance? Home to some of the best natural single trails in the South of England, head on this awesome MTB ride on private land in the Surrey Hills this July. Sign up online and get set for a day of ups and downs – the good kind!
For more information, visit hurtwoodevents.com
THE LORD CHAMBERLAIN’S MEN PRESENTS ‘HAMLET’ / JULY 14 + 28 / CLAREMONT LANDSCAPE GARDENS, ESHER + HATCHLANDS PARK, GUILDFORD
Head for National Trust sites in Surrey this summer for a series of outdoor theatre. Be captivated by Shakespeare’s classic revenge tragedy, Hamlet as The Lord Chamberlain’s Men present their atmospheric take on the play.
For more information, visit nationaltrust.org.uk